The Random thoughts thread

[chucklesk]

HR called me today and told me I can no longer answer the phone with "For Fuck's Sake- what now?"

[Zenovia]

For all who have been reaching out, excuse my delays in responding. I have been super busy with work and the added “stressors” of building my new home.
I will be responding to most in these next few days.
I sincerely appreciate your patience and look forward to meeting with you all very soon!!
Hugs & kisses my dahhlings

[Unique_Carpenter]

Um Z, that's not a random thought....

[DallasRain]

Miss Z...my sexy partner in sin!! I miss you sexy!!

A mutual friend of ours was in my presence yesterday and we lustfully were reminiscing about fun times with you!!

hi UC..i found some damn good bbq near Clinton Missouri...at a gas station!!!

i luv yall KC peoples!!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Heh, Clinton actually has two decent bbq shops, one of which you found. There's also a full service butcher shop north end of town, where we stock up for lake events.

But back to Zs random thoughts thread:

What's the difference between a motor boat and a Yukon SUV that's stuck on a boat ramp with wet rear tires?

About 14 inches more and....

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by Csmith85

You know a pig's orgasm last 30 fucking minutes! I could probably cum like that fucking 800lbs of bacon.

What? Are you saying that you weigh 800 pounds.




Then with punctuation, it could mean that you are looking for an 800 pound girl. There are plenty of pigs around for dating.

I could probably cum like that, fucking 800 lbs of bacon!




I think I will go fishing. An 800 pound woman would wear me out.

[Zenovia]

When in doubt, call the professionals!!!

[Pornlove03]

Zen I need you to come visit kc!

[DallasRain]

Zen come to KC in March and we casn have some REAL fun!!

[Boredinop]

Originally Posted by Pornlove03

Zen I need you to come visit kc!

She is one very sexy lady.....

[DallasRain]

yes she is mr bored!
i have tasted wink wink

[Boredinop]

[QUOTE=DallasRain;1063084425]yes she is mr bored!
i have tasted wink wi

I have too.

[Zenovia]

(Feeling a little aggravated) What the heck Eccie?! I’m none stop getting booted off, having to sign in continuously.

Anywho, allow me to interact with the playmates…

PornLove, you’ve been hot for me for years, it’s time for you to come here so I can whisper something in your ear!

Ms.DallasRain it’s a must for us! I miss our playtimes you are sooooo much fun!!

Boredinop, thanks for the compliments and the licks! We definitely had great moments!!

[Pornlove03]

Zen you have no idea how bad lol... I have tried to reach out to you. I don't mind making the drive for you

[Boredinop]

Originally Posted by Zenovia

(Feeling a little aggravated) What the heck Eccie?! I’m none stop getting booted off, having to sign in continuously.



Boredinop, thanks for the compliments and the licks! We definitely had great moments!!

We need to re-kindle those moments, been far too long