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Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
I dont write book responses like Lazy lad ![Thumbsup](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/thumbsup.gif)
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TRANSLATION: I haven't read a book since Horton Lays an Egg and I don't intend to start again now. The only thing I read nowadays are left-wing wacko blogs in order to pick up buzzwords and talking points so I can come on here and fawn effusively about my Messiah Barack Hussein Obama. Sometimes when a LWW blog explains a bewildering subject like the Middle East and tells me the latest focus-group-tested talking points, I get very confused. I mean, there are sunnis and shitheads and Saudis and Persians and Libtards (or is it Libyans?) and lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Has anyone noticed how Iraq and Iran are like twins - just change one fucking letter! I learned that playing scrabble. So forgive me if I fuck up every once in a while and confuse enemies and friends. I mean, they're all frenemies, right? But if that Lustylad catches me making a big booboo I will set my dick on fire before I admit being wrong! Oh wait, I forgot - I don't have a dick! Oh well, you get my drift....