Where's Wayward?

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by boardman

Well, that was different, thanks for the suggestions SKF!

I thought you'd like that. You're welcome, my good man.

Originally Posted by pyramider

Question is when we will he be banned next?

Smart money's on April 4

[Htowner]

Welcome back Wayward.
I hope our new mods are well rested

[Sisyphus]

Keep preaching 'em up, Padre!! The next time there's a time out we'll keep a light on for you!

[notanewbie]

This is a bump to regret but...I thinck I know what Wayward was up to.

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Dr...2.1592202.html

Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―
(file) AP


State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old *******, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw ******* kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says ******* was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of

[ferdburf]

Damn, WayWay, that 'possum ain't even cute!

[carkido45]

Yup I knew all along he was really crazy.
I bet he wasn't even drunk and he was just looking too kiss a possum.
YUCK !

[Carl]

Animal cruelty is never funny.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by carkido45

Yup I knew all along he was really crazy.
I bet he wasn't even drunk and he was just looking too kiss a possum.
YUCK !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujsrspF-k8

[pyramider]

Maybe the dead possum offered GFE with DFK. It could happen . . . to the drunks.

[ferdburf]

If, just hypothetically speaking, of course, WayWay did the deed with the GFE 'possum, unprotected, might we expect an improvement in WayWay's ancestral bloodlines? I guess that should be a whole nuther thread, but I'm just sayin . . .

[SofaKingFun]

Just going from the location of the incident, I'mma' bet that he thought it was that weather-forecasting groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil.

'Cuz if it's a possum, he'll usually blow 'em up from the other end.


Did ya' lose something, Way?

[chicagoboy]

It couldn't have been Wayward - he's too busy playing chess against checkers players.

[pyramider]

Yep