Peace and quiet...

[Dad]

Who can take Daphne down?

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

what wittle ole me? I'm harmless.
At the end of the day fucking and sucking is what love to do and I'm good at it...
so let me stick around a little while longer
besides, to show my usefulness to the board like carkido said, I'm going to write another review for my bday.

[Dad]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

At the end of the day fucking and sucking is what love to do and I'm good at it...

Are you newbie friendly? Do you offer Senior discount?

(Wakeup... wakeup... )

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Dad

Are you newbie friendly? Do you offer Senior discount?

(Wakeup... wakeup... )

Naw. I told Daphne in her introduction thread that I'd never fuck her...she's the wrong colors for me...

[dearhunter]

Only Daphne can take Daphne down.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Only <INSERT PROVIDER/HOBBYIST NAME HERE> can take <INSERT PROVIDER/HOBBYIST NAME HERE> down.

DH is right. The lynch mob can't do anything to them...all we can do is set the stage to let them do it to themselves...

[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by Dad

Who can take Daphne down?

We need LD around to take on the puppet. She's the only one with a strap on that will take it to him the way he likes it.

[Raphael]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

We need LD around to take on the puppet. She's the only one with a strap on that will take it to him the way he likes it.

I believe this is in breach of rules #1, #3, and #4

#1 - Avoid cases of unprovoked rudeness to others. No place for it here. Yes, with the dynamic nature of the threads and topics, tempers will flare and things will become heated from time to time. You may often encounter individuals who become passionate or emotional when expressing one's opinion or point of view. That's all understood and perfectly acceptable within reason…….but, start slamming or bashing another member and be met with consequences.

#3 - Disrespect to others, IN GENERAL, will be considered an item of low tolerance, especially when posting in our coed forums. Follow the Golden Rule and treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. This applies to fellow members as well as staff. We do not require that you have respect for us, but we do require that you treat us respectfully in the public forums. If you feel the need to vent, gripe, or blow off some steam regarding a staff member's action or decision, we ask that you keep it private. Email, RTM, or the PM system would be the appropriate avenue to take in such cases. In cases where you would like to request additional clarity about a staff decision, you are free to pursue an answer in either a public forum or private means of communication. If handled publicly, post your inquiry in a respectful manner.

#4 - Blatant insults or hostility toward another member will be met with staff intervention. This applies to using our coed forums for name calling, personal attacks, or vulgar slang terms to describe fellow members. If you have legitimate concerns about another member here, share them tactfully in the appropriate private forums or with staff.

[Killersalt]

Originally Posted by Raphael

I believe this is in breach of rules #1, #3, and #4

#1 - Avoid cases of unprovoked rudeness to others. No place for it here. Yes, with the dynamic nature of the threads and topics, tempers will flare and things will become heated from time to time. You may often encounter individuals who become passionate or emotional when expressing one's opinion or point of view. That's all understood and perfectly acceptable within reason…….but, start slamming or bashing another member and be met with consequences.

#3 - Disrespect to others, IN GENERAL, will be considered an item of low tolerance, especially when posting in our coed forums. Follow the Golden Rule and treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. This applies to fellow members as well as staff. We do not require that you have respect for us, but we do require that you treat us respectfully in the public forums. If you feel the need to vent, gripe, or blow off some steam regarding a staff member's action or decision, we ask that you keep it private. Email, RTM, or the PM system would be the appropriate avenue to take in such cases. In cases where you would like to request additional clarity about a staff decision, you are free to pursue an answer in either a public forum or private means of communication. If handled publicly, post your inquiry in a respectful manner.

#4 - Blatant insults or hostility toward another member will be met with staff intervention. This applies to using our coed forums for name calling, personal attacks, or vulgar slang terms to describe fellow members. If you have legitimate concerns about another member here, share them tactfully in the appropriate private forums or with staff.

unprovoked? Really?

I don't think I named you, unless you have another handle known as the puppet.

Nice try! LOL! You're a trip Rap. Worry about your lynch-mob, not a lowly guttersnipe like me.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Killersalt

Nice try! LOL! You're a trip Rap. Worry about your lynch-mob, not a lowly guttersnipe like me.

You don't get to choose which faction you belong to. Rafe assigns you to one.
But then again, wouldn't that be a breach of some rule if he did that.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Raphael

I believe this is in breach of rules #1, #3, and #4

#1 - Avoid cases of unprovoked rudeness to others. No place for it here. Yes, with the dynamic nature of the threads and topics, tempers will flare and things will become heated from time to time. You may often encounter individuals who become passionate or emotional when expressing one's opinion or point of view. That's all understood and perfectly acceptable within reason…….but, start slamming or bashing another member and be met with consequences.

#3 - Disrespect to others, IN GENERAL, will be considered an item of low tolerance, especially when posting in our coed forums. Follow the Golden Rule and treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. This applies to fellow members as well as staff. We do not require that you have respect for us, but we do require that you treat us respectfully in the public forums. If you feel the need to vent, gripe, or blow off some steam regarding a staff member's action or decision, we ask that you keep it private. Email, RTM, or the PM system would be the appropriate avenue to take in such cases. In cases where you would like to request additional clarity about a staff decision, you are free to pursue an answer in either a public forum or private means of communication. If handled publicly, post your inquiry in a respectful manner.

#4 - Blatant insults or hostility toward another member will be met with staff intervention. This applies to using our coed forums for name calling, personal attacks, or vulgar slang terms to describe fellow members. If you have legitimate concerns about another member here, share them tactfully in the appropriate private forums or with staff.

Seriously Raphael, can you help me understand what you're trying to accomplish? I'm not being mean, I'm not trying to set you up, I'm honestly trying to understand the rule quoting thing.

[dearhunter]

His goal is to defeat you.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by boardman

You don't get to choose which faction you belong to. Rafe assigns you to one.
But then again, wouldn't that be a breach of some rule if he did that.

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Seriously Raphael, can you help me understand what you're trying to accomplish? I'm not being mean, I'm not trying to set you up, I'm honestly trying to understand the rule quoting thing.

Originally Posted by dearhunter

His goal is to defeat you.

It's really quite simple and I'm embarrassed that my fellow guttersnipes can't see the forest for the trees and bushes, as the case may be. BM has it right that Raph, and only Raph, decides who is a lynch mobster or guttersnipe at any given time.

He is the founder, creator, and Membership Director of the Lynch Mob. It's continued success is evidence of his ability to run an expansive operation, such that moderating a SHMB would be a mere drop in the proverbial bucket for him. Those skills, coupled with his exhibited knowledge of THE RULES render him the ONLY qualified candidate when the next opening for a moderator presents. He posts them, WU, in order to display his remarkable copy-and-paste skills - yet another trait I seek in a moderator.

Add in his fairness, impartiality and improbability of ever forming a friendship with anyone here, and there's really no other choice. I'll get the bumper stickers ready for the campaign. Raph - go ahead and amend your signature line, and let's hit the campaign trail.

[dearhunter]

You can put one on my Peugeot bumper.