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The G.O.A.T · 02-02-2012, 07:43 AM

Well, taking him to TO was a complete cluster fuck. Not only is this dude completely hung up on this chick, but I didn't realize he was a light-weight at the drink too. I thought I had seen/done it all. I literally had to take his phone so he wouldn't call her last night. Bumpy, problems go beyond what a SHMB can offer. He need REAL help.

enderwiggin · 02-02-2012, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The G.O.A.T

Well, taking him to TO was a complete cluster fuck. Not only is this dude completely hung up on this chick, but I didn't realize he was a light-weight at the drink too. I thought I had seen/done it all. I literally had to take his phone so he wouldn't call her last night. Bumpy, problems go beyond what a SHMB can offer. He need REAL help.

As I suspected, he may not have the constitution for this shit.

On an unrelated topic, can I get this chick's phone number? I... uh, like bonsai trees.

boardman · 02-02-2012, 08:16 AM

I can't find her showcase anywhere. Can someone tell me, is it .80 or $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$? I might be interested if it's the former....

bbkid · 02-02-2012, 08:36 AM

No idea boardman. Plus, he has yet to post her phone number.

CummingsLane · 02-02-2012, 09:36 AM

ROTFLMAO so wrong but true...

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Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

What are the odds that you bring two friends from a state with a population of 25,674,681 and shes fu*ked them both.

ppoon hound · 02-02-2012, 03:54 PM

A lying whore. Go figure?

Guest042413 · 02-02-2012, 04:02 PM

Internet, Isn't This Your Dumb Ass Mutherfuckin Friend D***k, The One I Kicked Out Of My Incall Cause The Fucker Nutted On My Face When I Started A Bj. Dorky Ass Could Have Warned Me, Talking Bout It Slipped.

She Should Be Honest Wit Him And Just Tell Him, If She Is Working. She Wrong For Taht.

Yowzer · 02-02-2012, 06:31 PM

Please! Some mod please move this thread either to Men's section or to the SD/SB section were it belongs. Nothing in here is of any real interest to the providers in this section. They are only laughing their asses off at the stupidity of some clients and makes us all look like saps!

Like I said in an earlier post to this thread: the OP would get better advice in the SD/SB section than in here. Lots of guys with experience in that department there. Not a lot of board/hook-tards making fun of him (myself included

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Better yet take this thread out of our misery by locking it. Personally I think its run it's course; and the course is, of course, has gone to the toliet.

Jack Flash · 02-02-2012, 06:35 PM

Yowzer, BD posted it here. I suppose for a reason. Why not leave it alone unless BD wants it moved. He wanted to call his buddies "assholes" in public not in private.

This thread does not belong in the SD section since it has nothing to do with a SD/SB relationship. This thread is right where it belongs since it involves men, women, money, emotions, crying, lying, stupidity and other small characteristics.

trynagetlaid · 02-02-2012, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by oLiViA88

Internet, Isn't This Your Dumb Ass Mutherfuckin Friend D***k, The One I Kicked Out Of My Incall Cause The Fucker Nutted On My Face When I Started A Bj. Dorky Ass Could Have Warned Me, Talking Bout It Slipped.

Guess he never played basketball...you're supposed to dribble before you shoot D***k!!!

dearhunter · 02-02-2012, 07:29 PM

Yowzer, you are killing my buzz......ijs

SofaKingFun · 02-02-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by oLiViA88

Internet, Isn't This Your Dumb Ass Mutherfuckin Friend D***k, The One I Kicked Out Of My Incall Cause The Fucker Nutted On My Face When I Started A Bj. Dorky Ass Could Have Warned Me, Talking Bout It Slipped. .

Olivia, I can't blame you for getting upset over that...

On the other hand, maybe you're just that good. I mean you said that you had just "started" the beej...

Or, maybe "control" is one of those life skills that not everyone possesses.

FWIW, I would have warned you if mine were to slip...lol

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Bumpy_Deek · 02-02-2012, 07:40 PM

Thanks for the input, good and bad. I guess with many we have to agree to disagree. I thank GoaT he related a story to me and it made sense. Although NAn and Ii2 are assholes they are still my boys btw STOP signing me up for gay dating sites I know one of has my cc number.

I have come to understand that I may have been getting used, I will not see her anymore. [PRIVATE] I tried to reconcile by taking her with me to Vegas for my convention. Glad I didn't buy her ticket, she was going at no cost to me, her way of making it right. After we went to The Galleria to get a weeks worth clothes for her she needed her car fixed, which was why she missed the other freebie she promised, I said no and she stopped returning my calls. I realized she probably on wanted money from me [PRIVATE]

Jack Flash · 02-02-2012, 07:49 PM

This is a joke... right??

Ms. Athena · 02-02-2012, 07:52 PM

Bumpy, It was a hard lesson to learn, I hope you REALLY did learn it....As your saying "she probably only wanted money from me" Instead of the bitch was just after my money......
Not all providers are bitches and users, YES we are all here to make money, but many of us give 100% and care that we do our job to the best of our abilities......Have Fun!