Alrighty then, I'll give that extended thinking a shot too...
(mainly because I got no idea how to link to that last one!)
John Mellancamp, as everyone knows if from Indiana, a state known, along with Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Ohio and Wisconsin, as part of the Midwestern United States. Or Midwest for short.
The Beach Boys sang an excellent song about California Girls with the line
"The Midwest Farmer's daughters really make you feel alright".
They also say
"And the Southern Girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there."
Texas is part of the South, and everyone loves a slow Texas drawl, almost as much as they love Texas Women by Hank Jr!
Whew!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5qsrl9XVi0