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12-21-2011, 06:37 PM
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got anything on the German women..Im still waiting to see what Im gonna do...
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12-22-2011, 04:22 AM
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got anything on the German women..Im still waiting to see what Im gonna do... ![Wink](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Fräulein Anita: Deutsch Mädchen sind sehr ähnlich wie die irische. Sie lieben es, saugensich einige Hefeweizen und saugen auf einigen Wienerschnitzel.
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12-22-2011, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by mwebber
Fräulein Anita: Deutsch Mädchen sind sehr ähnlich wie die irische. Sie lieben es, saugensich einige Hefeweizen und saugen auf einigen Wienerschnitzel.
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ahhh Sir mwebber danken Ihnen für das Clearing, die sich für mich ..Im Denken Ich möchte, dass die Theorie aus test ... Ich glaube, ich genieße es noch mehr soo als die irischen
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12-22-2011, 08:34 AM
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mmmmm do I dare use google translate on that you two. ya both know I'm a sensitive shy guy ![Innocent](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/innocent.gif) (ya right)
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12-22-2011, 05:26 PM
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12-22-2011, 07:17 PM
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01-05-2012, 01:26 AM
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01-11-2012, 08:47 PM
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01-11-2012, 09:03 PM
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01-11-2012, 09:27 PM
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01-11-2012, 10:16 PM
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01-13-2012, 09:56 AM
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01-14-2012, 11:51 PM
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem, but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry
bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can
(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
· One
· Two
· Three
· Four
· Five
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, and parts of Georgia, Missouri, and West Virginia …
and.......... ALL of Washington DC.
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01-21-2012, 07:18 AM
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Walked into the bar today, there was a sign that read :
Men no shirt no service, women no shirt free drinks
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01-21-2012, 08:22 AM
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A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?"
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