MQT: The Movie Quote Trivia Game

[guest070311-3]

Originally Posted by geniusman

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO

uh-oh fart

Rainman

"Are you a MexiCan, or a MexiCan't?"

[ANONONE]

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO

"Volomin, from Starke Pharmaceuticals. Making you better than you really are. Possible side effects may include: depression, general discomfort, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, periodontal disease, lock jaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and in extremely rare cases... death... Volomin. Making you better than you really are."

[gman44]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO

"Volomin, from Starke Pharmaceuticals. Making you better than you really are. Possible side effects may include: depression, general discomfort, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, periodontal disease, lock jaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and in extremely rare cases... death... Volomin. Making you better than you really are."

JOE SOMEBODY

Thank the lord for this bountiful penis

[MaxiMilyen]

The Smpsons Movie

Note to self: Making love to blow up doll NOT as good as advertised.

[gman44]

Originally Posted by M A X

The Smpsons Movie

Note to self: Making love to blow up doll NOT as good as advertised.

DIRTY WORK

Michael was the most sexually experienced of us, which means he had kissed a girl on more than two occasions

[DallasRain]

Brian Griffin: I fu&ked your dad!



Quagmire's Dad
Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother’s Day .... his dad got a sex change

Season: 8 Episode: 18
Total Episode Count: 144
Aired: May, 9, 2010

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by geniusman

DIRTY WORK

Michael was the most sexually experienced of us, which means he had kissed a girl on more than two occasions

SLEEPERS

"Well, in boxing, you know, there's always that first moment, and you see it in the challenger's face. It's that moment that he feels the impact from the champ's first jab. It's kind of a sickening moment, when he realizes that all those months of pep talks and the hype, the psyching yourself up, had been delusional all along. You could see it in Frost's face. If he didn't know the caliber of the man that he was up against before the interview started, he certainly knew it halfway through the President's first answer."

[MaxiMilyen]

Frost/Nixon

Mmm. Legs. I dont care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. Whats between em... passport to heaven.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

SCENT OF A WOMAN

A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.

[MaxiMilyen]

The Devil's Advocate

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

[enderwiggin]

Pretty Woman

BITE YOUR TEETH INTO THE ASS OF LIFE!!

[UTR4Passion]

BIG NIGHT

"For god's sake, Ms. MAX. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours."

Ms. MAX: "So?"

"Ms. MAX, you're trying to seduce me."

Ms. MAX: [laughs] "Huh?"

"Aren't you?"

NOTE: Slight adaptation for this audience.

[MaxiMilyen]

Originally Posted by UTR4Passion

BIG NIGHT

"For god's sake, Ms. MAX. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours."

Ms. MAX: "So?"

"Ms. MAX, you're trying to seduce me."

Ms. MAX: [laughs] "Huh?"

"Aren't you?"

NOTE: Slight adaptation for this audience.

The Graduate

Think of me, think of me fondly when we say goodbye. Remember me, once in awhile, please promise me you'll try.

[guest070311-3]

Originally Posted by M A X

The Graduate

Think of me, think of me fondly when we say goodbye. Remember me, once in awhile, please promise me you'll try.

The Phantom of the Opera


""Now, if Mr. Sneaky-Man would come up here and stand next to Mr. Bone-Head. . .".

[Guest100610-4]

Men At Work


"...You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And If you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he will be coming back and back untill one of you is dead."