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bluffcityguy · 05-02-2010, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheyenna

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Originally Posted by bluffcityguy
Or as I used to tell my clients: "The fact that you want me to help you now is proof that you've fucked your life up beyond my likely ability to help you."

OMG I love that! Lol!

I'm glad you loved it (I was rather proud of that turn of phrase when I thought of it), but the sad fact was that it was true. A good part of my legal malpractice came down to disabusing my clients of the notion that I was a miracle worker who'd make all the charges against them vanish into mist and throw open the jailhouse doors for them.

Damn Perry Mason!

Cheers,

bcg

charlestudor2005 · 05-02-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Why the apology? That line was meant to crack you up. Well, not necessarily just you, but anyone who read it. By telling me it cracked you up, it made my day.

Cheers,

bcg

YW. That line has kept a smile on my face for a couple of days now. (Jeesh, if that's all it takes, why spend the time & money on a provider? From now on, I'll just search for bcg's daily posts

).

bluffcityguy · 05-02-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

YW. That line has kept a smile on my face for a couple of days now. (Jeesh, if that's all it takes, why spend the time & money on a provider? From now on, I'll just search for bcg's daily posts

).

Don't think I don't appreciate the praise, but if the choice is between reading my blatherings or seeing a provider, I'd recommend seeing the provider.

Then again, I do have the small advantage of being much cheaper.

Cheers,

bcg

charlestudor2005 · 05-02-2010, 05:32 PM

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Then again, I do have the small advantage of being much cheaper.

Cheers,

bcg

So it works! I have a reputation for making a the buffalo scream since I pinch a nickel so tight.

canoodle · 05-11-2010, 11:50 AM

Absolutely too much drama on here!!

petiteassman · 05-12-2010, 09:26 AM

one provider texts everytime she's comming to town and says ill be in tues etc... at least if she called and didnt leave a message basically no harm no foul but when the phone goes off and the so looks and says who's so and so not good. sps if you need to call do so but if no answer do not leave a message do not leave a text the problems you can cause are life changing..

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Damn Skippy.

Take care of Your Business, I'll take care of mine.
GND called it. Don't throw us under the bus because you are sloppy.

Ginger Doll · 05-12-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by petiteassman

one provider texts everytime she's comming to town and says ill be in tues etc... at least if she called and didnt leave a message basically no harm no foul but when the phone goes off and the so looks and says who's so and so not good. sps if you need to call do so but if no answer do not leave a message do not leave a text the problems you can cause are life changing..

I'm guessing that's one of the main reasons everyone suggests getting a separate phone for hobbying.

Betting your marriage on whether or not a provider decides to update you on her whereabouts isn't really a smart thing to do. Most girls assume you are taking normal precautions to protect your ass-ets.

MrGiz · 05-12-2010, 02:45 PM

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..... Most girls assume you are taking normal precautions to protect your ass-ets.

DO NOT ASSUME ANYTHING! Do not call (or text) a guy's phone unless you "know" it's safe at that particular moment! It doesn't take much imagination to figure out when those times are. You will either know 100%...... or 0%.

Giz

sadie · 05-12-2010, 03:42 PM

Bravo Giz! If one has their marbles in line, it is COMMON SENSE to know these rules. If a guy is married....DON'T TEXT AND CALL HIM ALL THE TIME! Send an email if coming in town. Otherwise leave him to his personal life and let the hobby be what it is.

Sami · 05-12-2010, 03:53 PM

My Back up plan is... If a Lady calls for me from a clients number I say this is my brothers phone he left it over the weekend when he visited, can I take a message and he will call you back as soon as we can meet up. It works and then If she is real persistent have a guy friend to call her back with bullshit reason . WORKS!! That's why I picked Sami

And my voicemail is automated voice.

Ginger Doll · 05-12-2010, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MrGiz

DO NOT ASSUME ANYTHING! Do not call (or text) a guy's phone unless you "know" it's safe at that particular moment! It doesn't take much imagination to figure out when those times are. You will either know 100%...... or 0%.

Giz

I understand your point, and while it's logical to assume that a provider wouldn't call or text unless contacted first...some obviously do. I personally don't & never have, but some will...

My point was that for the hobbiests that have SO's & personal relations at stake...it's ALWAYS best to be prepared...& prevent the possibilty rather than deal with the consequences.

I wasn't condoning what the texting provider did by any means! But the responsibility to protect ones personal life resides with the one who would be detrimentally affected.

bluffcityguy · 05-13-2010, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

My point was that for the hobbiests that have SO's & personal relations at stake...it's ALWAYS best to be prepared...& prevent the possibilty rather than deal with the consequences.

That's the whole point of Murphy's Law: anything that can get fucked up will get fucked up [implicit] unless you're proactive and design it so it's impossible to fuck up.

Well, ok, I'll be realistic; make it as difficult as possible to fuck up. As another piece of ancient wisdom notes, you can't make anything foolproof because fools are too damn ingenious.

Cheers,

bcg

guest071811-3 · 05-13-2010, 07:28 PM

Bottom line.. majority of the time.. if the wife is calling a provider..there is NO BACKUP PLAN..she already knows..she ain't stupid, so why insult her intelligence.. for every story of some successful bullshit given and taken to some "unsuspecting" wife.. its merely the wife having had her say, moving on from talking to the "prosititute" in the group and dealing with whats in front of her face..her husband..most ain't buying the bullshit "story" provided by the provider..they have had their say.. hang up..go confirmation that it was in fact a girl on the other end..which is all they wanted to jump his ass anyways.. they can google the number and see that it bounces straight to this site or sites like this..

i mean seriously..i took it upon myself to research my point even slightly..and ya.. more than a few that have responded here..all you gotta do is search the number..put escort or something similar out there..and it will pop up many of YOUR alls back page ads.. reviews.. cityvibe..etc etc etc..

so.. pissed off wife.. sees number, calls number, girl answers.. confirms suspicions..she googles the number..then confirms them further when ads, reviews, personal websites..etc etc..pops up.. you insult her intelligence if you actually believe she bought your story..no..she just moves on after having her say and confirming her thoughts..

if the wife is calling you..she already knows