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02-03-2015, 05:34 PM
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#61
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Join Date: Jun 19, 2011
Location: ALL OVER TEXAS
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ijs
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Originally Posted by biglatinmale
Has anyone had a client take a poo at your incall before?
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To me, things like that reflects the Provider's ability to make her Clients feel comfortable haha.
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02-03-2015, 05:49 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Taking a dump at the incall is a time honored tradition.
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02-03-2015, 05:55 PM
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So true pyramider, I usually like taking a shit on the clock while I'm at work...
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Taking a dump at the incall is a time honored tradition.
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When one day I feel like taking a shit while the Provider's on my clock...
Then I'd know I really like her.
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02-03-2015, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: edge of mesquite
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Funny
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02-03-2015, 08:22 PM
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Mistress of Sensuality
User ID: 194322
Join Date: Jul 4, 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 325
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Originally Posted by biglatinmale
Has anyone had a client take a poo at your incall before?
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Yep.... and then used my washcloth to clean himself. Left a sh**stained wash cloth in my shower....
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02-03-2015, 09:02 PM
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#66
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 11, 2015
Location: Texas
Posts: 75
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Would never use your razor, but I would let you use mine on me to make sure no little spots were missed. Would never dump in your facilities, but I would go goo if I were so encouraged. And I'd never use your toothbrush, my cock and your toothbrush are for you, just not right or comfortable for either of those in my mouth.
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02-03-2015, 09:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 19, 2014
Location: Deutschland
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Originally Posted by Daphne-Hart
Yep.... and then used my washcloth to clean himself. Left a sh**stained wash cloth in my shower....
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OMG!!! I would have shot him. What an idiot?
Clients should take care of business like that way before appointment. I come to the party clean inside and out. I'm a freak about hygiene.
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02-03-2015, 11:53 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 118353
Join Date: Jan 21, 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 5,799
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Originally Posted by biglatinmale
Has anyone had a client take a poo at your incall before?
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One guy left a huge shit stain on my white sheets. Bless his heart.
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02-04-2015, 01:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,492
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Originally Posted by Daphne-Hart
Kelly--
It could have been better, it could have been worse. On the downside, he used your razor.... seemingly inappropriate, and I can understand you having to change gears mentally to accept the info and continue the appt.
On the up side I have the following to say:
A) at least he TOLD YOU! Some people wouldn't say anything and then you wonder why your underarms or legs (or anything else) is getting nicked from what you thought was a fresh razor.
B) I was gonna say its not like he took a poo at your incall or left skid marks, but apparently that angle has been covered. haha, thanks fellas!
C) You know the guy, he is definitely comfortable with you, and you got soft peachy balls for your appt.
Coulda been worse right?
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Great response Daphne. Couldn't have worded it better myself.
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02-04-2015, 07:53 AM
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If a client needs to use the restroom regardless if it is number 1 or 2, some things cannot be helped things happen just as long as he uses the spray and cleans himself/showers up well hehe...I have had a client leave a skidmark before a few years ago and i don't think i ever want to speak to that man again its hard to even talk about to this day i am still disgusted to this day...They were white sheets i just threw them away....
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02-04-2015, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: May 23, 2010
Location: Grapevine
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Originally Posted by Daphne-Hart
and then you wonder why your underarms or legs (or anything else) is getting nicked from what you thought was a fresh razor.
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Oh, is that what it was. I thought she didn't want his balls to smell like underarms.
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02-04-2015, 05:17 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: DFW
Posts: 1,889
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Fuck your razor! You're seeing other men?
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02-04-2015, 06:11 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,370
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Originally Posted by Daphne-Hart
Yep.... and then used my washcloth to clean himself. Left a sh**stained wash cloth in my shower....
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You act like it was a bad thing ...
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02-04-2015, 06:14 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Aug 29, 2011
Location: LONDON
Posts: 2,630
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Razor and those type of balls should never be in the same sentence.....
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02-08-2015, 10:24 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 2, 2013
Location: abroad
Posts: 2,699
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Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby
One guy left a huge shit stain on my white sheets. Bless his heart.
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Occasionally the price of toys for boys is santorum. ![Console](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/console.gif)
I'm glad you have pre- and post- showers available.
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