Corporate Appreciation Letters

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Becky

ARE SO

Hey, come on a few hundred miles south and we can discuss that

Sure, he will be doing that right around the time that Hell freezes over..

Decataur, GA had snow on Christmas, does that count?

[John Bull]

Sure, Ed was forced to put a leaf on, but obviously the rules do not apply to Mr Bear.

I didn't do it! I didn't do it!

[discreetgent]

JB, and to make matters worse you're stealing WTF's line from last year lol

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by Becky

me, and Ed will be visiting a home where the only Internet connection is a Web TV.

Oh the horrors of a slow connection. Truly a living hell. But hopefully seeing family and/or friends will offset that misery.

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by John Bull

I didn't do it! I didn't do it!

It's a conspiracy, and I know that all the mods are involved as well.

This has turned into a complete miscarriage of justice. I should never post here again just to make a point ,but I figure I can torture all of you far more If I simply stick around.
That paw is completely misshapen mumbling under my breath Bunch of blind people mutter mutter mumble...You all need glasses

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by Becky

You all need glasses

But I already have glasses (and I'm wearing them)! And I'm one of Edward's biggest fans. I voted for him, too!

[discreetgent]

I had Lasik done, 20-20. Becky, perhaps it is time to be objective about Mr. Bear.

[guest010613]

Becky,

I guess I must admire your being blinded by loyalty, although sometimes that is so sad....

Mr. Bear appreciates the support of so many less-biased observers, and all of his loyal fan base as well. As to the pose - well, in Naval Aviation we always say "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'" And Mr. B IS the son of a true fighter pilot and war hero, ya know.

However, if The Squirrel's Mom casts her vote, we will let that stand as the final arbiter in this, despite my Studly Buddy's clear dominance of the contest. Just in the spirit of totally fair competition.

As to Ed's Mom, well.....

[John Bull]

I cannot steal WTF's line. He gave me the rights to both of them.

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by SR Only

I voted for him, too!

SR You can not vote for both dogs. Now it is bad enough that you have about a thousand women on your bucket list give, or take a few, but in this case you have to choose. This is kind of like Sophies Choice.You can only choose one.

[/quote]I had Lasik done, 20-20. Becky, perhaps it is time to be objective about Mr. Bear. [/quote]

Perhaps it is time for some more Lasik.

Originally Posted by topguntex

However, if The Squirrel's Mom casts her vote, we will let that stand as the final arbiter in this, despite my Studly Buddy's clear dominance of the contest. Just in the spirit of totally fair competition.

Now we all know that Ansley is going to favor the dog that looks the closest to a rodent. The poor woman has absolutely no idea of what a real dog looks like.

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Becky

SR You can not vote for both dogs. Now it is bad enough that you have about a thousand women on your bucket list give, or take a few, but in this case you have to choose.

SR I think you were just dissed. You might want to check if you were taken off of Becky's list

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by Becky

SR You can not vote for both dogs. Now it is bad enough that you have about a thousand women on your bucket list give, or take a few, but in this case you have to choose.

First: When did I vote for the dog with the photoshopped paws? I did say it was a strong retort/touché to post the pic of the dachsey. I was not endorsing the paw challenged pup. I have not waivered in my support of ETW.
Second: My bucket list is modest at best. While I may compliment many of the lovely ladies here, there are just a select few that make my list. Edward's mommy is one of them.

[pjorourke]

I heard that Edwards mommy was a real bitch.

[guest010613]

I will state categorically, and for the record, that I have never, and will never, use photoshop! I simply ain't that talented....

All images which have been placed in evidence are absolutely unretouched and valid representations of the amazing perfection of Mr. Bear's four contact patches.

And lest we forget and continue comparing the Almighty Dachshund to any other (lesser) breed, a Dachshund is a perfectly bred hunting machine, whose jaws provide more psi of bite than any other animal in the world except the Great White shark.

So there.....

But I still love ED!

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by pjorourke

I heard that Edwards mommy was a real bitch.

Ohh wait, yes, I heard it! It was a collective groan from all those on eccie.