If The Tables Were Turned and The Men were Providers

[slickwilly_b]

Thanks Lisa....I'm actually surprised you read down far enough to get to the granny panties comment...HAHA. Figured I'd lose any and all takers at "Hey". And yes, it is discrimination, but in a good way..ha!

[Lauren Lane]

Originally Posted by slickwilly_b

Thanks Lisa....I'm actually surprised you read down far enough to get to the granny panties comment...HAHA. Figured I'd lose any and all takers at "Hey". And yes, it is discrimination, but in a good way..ha!

I giggled on the GP comment as well. And at the same time thought, I wonder how many people actually catch that. LOL

[slickwilly_b]

Thanks Lauren. Like my life.....I like to sprinkle in a little "surprise" from time to time. LOL You know....keep everyone on their toes, or back, or knees....anyway, what was I talking about????

[Guest062124]

Originally Posted by ThinWhiteDuke

I was thinking more as 5'3, Caucasian, brunette, blue eyed goddess in a purple corset.

Betta get my money....

Originally Posted by uncle buck 50

It's me, or it's free....

ALWAYS on time....(*winking at those who know me better*)

And I'll advertise in ALL of the forums, knowing full well that the only place I'm putting out is in FORT WORTH! No outcalls!

You may be late..but you always come.....

[Rcoop361]

And of course the BP ploy of repeating our ads over & over to keep it on top, LOL

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