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12-28-2009, 08:25 PM
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#61
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Join Date: Jul 31, 2009
Location: Anywhere & Everywhere
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Originally Posted by geniusman
Rio Bravo
If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey
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Fire Down Below
Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.
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12-28-2009, 08:32 PM
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#62
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,202
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cmpjnky
Fire Down Below
Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.
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Porky's
It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out
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12-29-2009, 04:03 PM
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#63
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geniusman
Porky's
It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out
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American Wedding
Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.
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12-29-2009, 06:01 PM
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#64
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,202
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Originally Posted by cmpjnky
American Wedding
Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.
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Four Christmases
No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll
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12-30-2009, 01:37 PM
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#65
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Posts: 2,077
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Billy Madison
Just watched a movie and heard this...
“If you aren’t thinking about pussy, you aren’t concentrating”
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12-30-2009, 09:08 PM
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#66
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: NE Florida
Posts: 121
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Originally Posted by lickalotapus
“If you aren’t thinking about pussy, you aren’t concentrating”
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Body of Lies
How about "I have no responsibility here whatsoever"
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12-31-2009, 05:13 AM
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#67
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Originally Posted by Sudzny
Body of Lies
How about "I have no responsibility here whatsoever"
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A Few Good Men
There are no real monsters.
Except for the one in my closet.
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12-31-2009, 07:53 AM
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#68
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Location: NE Florida
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Originally Posted by geniusman
There are no real monsters.
Except for the one in my closet.
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Cujo... And now I wont be able to walk by the neighbors dog again for week or so.
Here's one of my favorites I just watched...
"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.
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12-31-2009, 07:00 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sudzny
Cujo... And now I wont be able to walk by the neighbors dog again for week or so.
Here's one of my favorites I just watched...
"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.
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Goodfellas
Guns make you nervous?
Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous
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12-31-2009, 07:24 PM
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#70
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BANNED
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 2,961
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geniusman
Guns make you nervous?
Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous
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An oldie, but a goodie: DEATHWISH
Try this one:
"I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster."
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12-31-2009, 07:40 PM
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#71
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Location: Austin TX
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Originally Posted by ANONONE
An oldie, but a goodie: DEATHWISH
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actually it was Deathwish 5
Try this one:
Quote:
Originally Posted by ANONONE
"I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster."
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Up in the Air
Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?
Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in
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12-31-2009, 07:47 PM
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#72
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Ambassador
Join Date: Jul 31, 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geniusman
Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?
Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in
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Commando
If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.
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12-31-2009, 08:05 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cmpjnky
Commando
If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.
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Grumpy Old Men
Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&Ms
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01-01-2010, 12:03 PM
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#74
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: NE Florida
Posts: 121
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geniusman
Grumpy Old Men
Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&Ms
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Nutty Professor 2
"Whiskey, thins down the mix. Gives us another 50 RPM's!"
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01-01-2010, 12:32 PM
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#75
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sudzny
Nutty Professor 2
"Whiskey, thins down the mix. Gives us another 50 RPM's!"
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Down Periscope
I'll just go to Heaven!
Not if you do something bad right before you die!
I know! Cover Winkler in bees! You can do it!
Sorry, Henry!
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