NO STARFISH AUCTION- just curious

[boardman]

Monopoly, counterfeit, pesos.......
I'm all about ensuring your pleasure. Money is secondary.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

yeah, I've seen that lie in a few ads... lol.. you're already a pro. Fucking mack daddies

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by boardman

Girls, girls......
You need to let an experienced man guide you to the euphoria. These silly little experiments will only cause you dissatisfaction and frustration.
Did I mention I am available for outcall?

Wait a minute boardman I thought you wanted to be a pimp and now your jumping the fence...or was that DH....with all those posts i honestly can't remember.

[sabre692]

Very interesting and informative thread. I never went backdoor but now this thread has me wanting to give it a try on a Lady.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

That's how Walker Texas Ranger would've said it

[Victoria of Houston]

Lots of responses here, but I will add my .02.

I use to be like you hun, was adamently against anal. Nowadays though, I really enjoy it (with my bf).

Imo, the best way to start getting use to the sensation is start on your own. Get the smallest plug you can find from a toy store, some really good lube (silicone based is best but water based can work too), and a vibrator.

Start by using the vibe on your clit, this will help to relax all of your muscles down there, including your rectal ones.

Once you are starting to feel good and stimulated from that (I ususally wait til I feel close to cumming), get the plug out. Lube it up very good, and also the outside of your hole as well. You can never use too much lube for this, so just slap a bunch on there.

Insert the plug and do it veeeery slowly. Once it is in all the way, take a minute to get use to it. Lay back, take deep breaths, just really relax. The more you breath the more your muscles will relax.

Start using the vibe on your clit again, this again will help the muscles relax.

Eventually you should get to the point where it stops feeling uncomfortable and starts feeling good, even to the point where you can move the plug in and out.

If you keep practicing like this it should eventually get easier and easier and more pleasurable for you, and then your hole will get use to it and you can move on to bigger sizes, and then eventually, the full monty.

This is what I have been doing for months now and I am to the point where I can take my bf about half way.

Anywhos, hope this helps and feel free to msg me if you want to chat more about it.

Good luck!

[boardman]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Wait a minute boardman I thought you wanted to be a pimp and now your jumping the fence...or was that DH....with all those posts i honestly can't remember.

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That whole pimp thing wasn't working out like I thought. Had to change strategy

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by boardman

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That whole pimp thing wasn't working out like I thought. Had to change strategy

because instead of taking care of business with your "employees" your ass is here watching the post-meter from your post-mobile. While posting

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Lots of responses here, but I will add my .02.

I use to be like you hun, was adamently against anal. Nowadays though, I really enjoy it (with my bf).

Imo, the best way to start getting use to the sensation is start on your own. Get the smallest plug you can find from a toy store, some really good lube (silicone based is best but water based can work too), and a vibrator.

Start by using the vibe on your clit, this will help to relax all of your muscles down there, including your rectal ones.

Once you are starting to feel good and stimulated from that (I ususally wait til I feel close to cumming), get the plug out. Lube it up very good, and also the outside of your hole as well. You can never use too much lube for this, so just slap a bunch on there.

Insert the plug and do it veeeery slowly. Once it is in all the way, take a minute to get use to it. Lay back, take deep breaths, just really relax. The more you breath the more your muscles will relax.

Start using the vibe on your clit again, this again will help the muscles relax.

Eventually you should get to the point where it stops feeling uncomfortable and starts feeling good, even to the point where you can move the plug in and out.

If you keep practicing like this it should eventually get easier and easier and more pleasurable for you, and then your hole will get use to it and you can move on to bigger sizes, and then eventually, the full monty.

This is what I have been doing for months now and I am to the point where I can take my bf about half way.

Anywhos, hope this helps and feel free to msg me if you want to chat more about it.

Good luck!

Soooo ... are you revising the menu ...

[boardman]

Look out for the gangsta pussy!

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[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Soooo ... are you revising the menu ...

Lol, no sorry! As I said, with my bf only......

Now, if you meant am I going to start teaching ladies how to do anal for the first time, well then, hmmmmm, maybe I should give that a thought. . .

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

... am I going to start teaching ladies how to do anal for the first time, well then, hmmmmm, maybe I should give that a thought. . .

Oooooo ... How much to watch...

[boardman]

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[boardman]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

That's nan isn't it. He's not gonna be happy that you posted his picture.