Encounter: NEW Spa / Spearmint Massage, Hot, busty, young Mandy is DDDelightful!

[runnerrunner]

Today I finally got to see Mandy! All I can say is OMG!!!!! She is special!

[Austin Powers OG]

I want to get randy with Mandy! Yeah, baby, yeah!

[(GHOST)]

Originally Posted by Austin Powers OG

I want to get randy with Mandy! Yeah, baby, yeah!

Randy with Mandy LOL perfect!

[Austin Powers OG]

I’ve seen Mandy. She’s shagadelic, baby!

Though I do believe Mandy is part human/part machine. Here is what happened

Me: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy, Mandy? yeah!

Mandybot: You can’t resist me, Mr. Powers

Me: Oh contrare, baby. I think you cannot resist me!

Mandy pulled down her top. revealing enormous boobs with gun tips for nipples.

Me: Mandy, you have machine gun jublees! How did I miss those, baby?

Mandybot: You spent the first half hour doing a self-indulgent striptease. You barely even looked at me. But perhaps next time, you should try foreplay!

And with that, Mandy started firing at me with her machine gun jugs. I ducked for cover behind the massage table. It was truly the most exciting session I ever had, baby. Yeah!

[GoodTyme]

Originally Posted by Austin Powers OG

I’ve seen Mandy. She’s shagadelic, baby!

Though I do believe Mandy is part human/part machine. Here is what happened

Me: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy, Mandy? yeah!

Mandybot: You can’t resist me, Mr. Powers

Me: Oh contrare, baby. I think you cannot resist me!

Mandy pulled down her top. revealing enormous boobs with gun tips for nipples.

Me: Mandy, you have machine gun jublees! How did I miss those, baby?

Mandybot: You spent the first half hour doing a self-indulgent striptease. You barely even looked at me. But perhaps next time, you should try foreplay!

And with that, Mandy started firing at me with her machine gun jugs. I ducked for cover behind the massage table. It was truly the most exciting session I ever had, baby. Yeah!

/example of someone who likes to hear themselves talk and provides no merit to his posts.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Everyone, stay with the review.

[Fringe Ben]

I've never been to a spa downtown. What's the parking situation?

[EagleEye]

It's a bit outside of the high rises on west 6th by Mopac. They are essentially behind El Arroyo. When I visited them, after the sesh I swung by for some enchiladas and a Modelo. Win/win.

[jack_miloff]

Anyone got the details of when she'll be back?

[amazingsurprise]

Is Mandy gone for good?? Wondering if anyone has an intel, I haven’t been able to find anything

[GoodTyme]

Originally Posted by amazingsurprise

Is Mandy gone for good?? Wondering if anyone has an intel, I haven’t been able to find anything

Mandy will be back after Christmas. Possibly January.

GT

[skullring]

Originally Posted by GoodTyme

Mandy will be back after Christmas. Possibly January.

GT

How many times are you going to bump a two-month old review? First you are lapdogging this provider in multiple threads and now you’re posting girls’ vacation schedules. Do you get kickbacks for referrals? Did you lose your virginity at Spearmint? Those are the only two reasons I can think of why you are shamelessly doing marketing for this place.

[GoodTyme]

Originally Posted by skullring

How many times are you going to bump a two-month old review? First you are lapdogging this provider in multiple threads and now you’re posting girls’ vacation schedules. Do you get kickbacks for referrals? Did you lose your virginity at Spearmint? Those are the only two reasons I can think of why you are shamelessly doing marketing for this place.

Skullring, say what you want. I was not the one that bumped this thread. I merely answered the valid question of another hobbyist. Enjoy your time trying to piss in my bowl of Cheerios. Spoiler alert: They FLOAT.!!

I promise you Spearmint has given me no “perks” for my support other than keeping me in the loop on new talent.

BTW, you also RE-BUMPED this thread. Do you get kickbacks?!?!? See how easy it is to make Baseless accusations. I can do it also.

(To the Admins): I know you are about to chime in. I’m done. Keeping it about the review.

/bye Skullring

GT

[willing]

Well said!

[willing]

Well said Skullring