You know you are a hobbyiest when...

[GeoEgo]

When you drive 80 mph on the 59 trying to make it on time.

[bbkid]

Originally Posted by GeoEgo

When you drive 80 mph on the 59 trying to make it on time.

No chit!!! I cannot fathom how many times I've sped to be on time for a date only to have to sit, texting my ass-off, for 12/15 minutes after I arrived ON TIME.

[petiteassman]

a new woman in the real world and wonder whats her real name

[DarthMaul]

Originally Posted by IceCreamMan

When you wish every fine ass woman you see was a provider. I know there's a lot of women I see that I would gladly pay. LOL

DITTO - Ice Cream!!

[Eccie Addict]

When you are more concerned with getting to the appointment than getting gas lol. Done that several times myself.

[proper]

when you are getting a hair cut at a chinese/vietnamese hair cut place and wonder if the cute hair stylist could/will provide.

[The G.O.A.T]

Originally Posted by Benny

And when you get back to your wife and she wants to get on you and you push her back and say: "you crazy bitch never go bareback."

OMG... THAT IS JUST AWFUL, but true.

[MsPrittiKitti]

omg this is bad....
but when i told the boyfriend....no "digits"...
(i shouldve just told him im a germaphobe and dont want his fingers in my cooch....but i said digits!! )

lol...or how i sometimes get annoyed when a bill comes with an "empty" return - envelope.
dont they know...
im the one supposed to be receiving envelopes with money, not me sending them an envelope with my money

[Raphael]

When you turn down a date's invitation to come in her apartment, in order to dash over to an incall.

Originally Posted by petiteassman

a new woman in the real world and wonder whats her real name

When you are surprised to see a girl friend's name & private info in the white pages.

I suppose a viariation on this theme might be: your ATF is booked for the evening so you might as well stay with your date and after the sex you say: "you actually live here? Is that wise?"

When you step out of her apartment the morning after and come accross a colleague from work and instead of gloating you are embarassed.

[Egrbvr]

When NE and SE aren't compass points.

[Eccie Addict]

When you have to make a conscience effort not to go to an SHMB Board, escort site or backpage when you are on any other computer other than yours lol

Just happened to me yesterday.

[Raphael]

You get lucky on a civilian date and when after the deed she does not kick you out of her bed room you say to yourself: "hey, she's not a clockwatcher!"

[landon]

When you find out you may be transferring to a new city and the first thing you do is reference the escort ads there.

[Holysheepshit]

When you always accidently type in ".cim" instead of ".com" on a web address....

[TheDogger]

When your SO finally realizes you've been shaving your balls and you stammer out some cockamamie excuse about how you just want to be sexy for her..........