Let's welcome Pistolero to the Houston mod team

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by bustyamy

Wakeup is one of the biggest pain in the asses around here. He is one to be rude, and call nasty names. Getting rid of him would make this a much better place, and many agree with me!

But he is warm and cuddlely.

Actually the new modtard should watch out for boardman. He is an attention whore.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Welcome!

[Out_of_Bounds]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

OoB, line forms at my err..the rear.

Be careful what you wish for....

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by bustyamy

Wakeup is one of the biggest pain in the asses around here. He is one to be rude, and call nasty names. Getting rid of him would make this a much better place, and many agree with me!

BTW, welcome pistolero. I hope with a new set of eyes, things will get better around here

Poor thing just can't help herself..

[Jusanotherdude]

This is a fun welcome thread folks....... Hijacking to further your agenda will get a PM from me......

JaD

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by bustyamy

Wakeup is one of the biggest pain in the asses around here.

Will learning there's an even bigger pain in the ass around here (who?) inspire Wakeup to attempt ever-greater feats of assholery?

Oh, and welcome, Pistolero.

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by mojojo213

.... btw we have a jam in the copier see what you can do!

Got it fixed. It was just JaD's dick. He had on 4x enlarge.

[Jusanotherdude]

Well..... If I could ever find a girl with small enough hands I wouldn't have to do that........

JaD

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

OoB, line forms at my err..the rear.

Funny how you write something and people read it different than you mean. Let me re-phrase.

OoB, while everyone else is lining up in front, if it would please you better, feel free to kiss my ass.

Now everyone get those other dirty thoughts out of your head.

[Out_of_Bounds]

Kissing ass is not my...forte..

[dearhunter]

OoB considers that ass kissing stuff foreplay.....he's not big on foreplay

[Sisyphus]

Welcome, Mr. Lamb! May I present the slaughter?

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Then, you better keep an eye on that 2dogs fella as well.........he see aliens.......ijs.

Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds

Out of town mod who can't benefit from local freebies?
This one has promise it seems.
Or...
Out of town mod who just don't give a fuck indiscriminately handing out points.

Originally Posted by Valerie

Welcome love, please don't turn out to be a douche...

Originally Posted by pyramider

Where's Wayward issuing a preemptive apology for the things he will do to the new modtard?

Originally Posted by bustyamy

Wakeup is one of the biggest pain in the asses around here. He is one to be rude, and call nasty names. Getting rid of him would make this a much better place, and many agree with me!

BTW, welcome pistolero. I hope with a new set of eyes, things will get better around here

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

^^^
I wouldn't call him on that. Obviously you haven't read his reviews.

BTW, aren't you suppose to have some clever sig line or nick-name as our new "special" friend.

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Will learning there's an even bigger pain in the ass around here (who?) inspire Wakeup to attempt ever-greater feats of assholery?

Oh, and welcome, Pistolero.

Originally Posted by dearhunter

OoB considers that ass kissing stuff foreplay.....he's not big on foreplay

Slaughter, may I present Mr. Lamb?

Originally Posted by Pistolero

For those who do not know me, here is a short bio.

I was one of the first 2500 members on ASPD back in January of 2001. I am from out in West Texas.
Before ASPD went down, I had submitted over 50 reviews, which was far more than anyone else out in WT.

I joined Eccie when ASPD shut down. Then, I became one of the original mods for Eraps.net when we came back with the ASPD database. Since then, I was the mod for WT, San Antonio and Pittsburgh , Pitt is the largest forum for eraps and I was the only mod there for 2 1/2 years. I learned a lot there. So, I am not inexperienced with dealing with troublemakers, nice guys, providers and anyone else.

I have a thick skin and truthfully there is not anything anyone can throw at me that I can not handle. Not looking to make that a challenge, just to advise that i do not ruffle easily. Be fair with me and I will be fair to you.

Some boards have found that it helps sometimes to have a mod that is not local. There is a different aspect to all info that way.

So, let's see how it all goes. And ya'll have fun out there, hear ?

Pistolero

Touch 'em up & protect yourselves at all times! Don't count on the Marquis of Queensbury to sort it all out...

[Out_of_Bounds]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

OoB considers that ass kissing stuff foreplay.....he's not big on foreplay

Full ramming speed ahead!

[Hookie]

At least he knows what he is in for! An experienced mod is better than a rookie mod. As a previous mod on a cigar board, welcome and try to enjoy the pain!!!

[Guest082824]

Welcome P...

Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

Finally I'm not the Newb Mod! Pistolero..... Here's your mop..... DeD doesn't clean up after himself in the office after watching smut......... The crustiness goes away after a few dips in the Simple Green.......

JaD

I sure don't ...and JaD, You will ALWAYS be the Newb Mod

Originally Posted by Valerie

But it's okay because he's sexy

Awww thanks, now hurry and have that baby so I can hit again

Originally Posted by Sweet Discretion

...How the heck am I supposed to earn special consideration with my utr's? Damn...

Um, ok...and why didn't I know about this Ike must be keeping all of them to himself

Originally Posted by St.Christopher

This is about as fine a Houston welcome as I could have expected...well done.

Pistolero, welcome sir, you are among a great group of folks. As for Wakeup.....he's a prodigy and we are very proud of him around here.

St. C

So C...does this mean I can quit now