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Originally Posted by WTF
Are you saying that a lie isn't a lie if the person telling it does not know it is a lie?
If I told Miss Texas I had a ten inch pecker and she told Miss Mississippi that I had a ten inch pecker and Miss Mississippi fuc'd me because she thought I had a ten inch pecker...you think Miss Mississippi wouldn't think that Miss Texas was spreading lies!  |
The original lie was in your statement to miss Texas. Miss Texas was spreading the lie.
But was it really a lie?
It could have been an incorrect measurement.
Or it could have been a subjective experience as in 'you are so tight it makes me feel like I'm 10 inches'.
Or it could have been a childhood brainwashing from the 'everything is bigger in Texas' brigade (funny how they don't seem to include vaginas in that general statement).
Or was Miss Texas so used to spreading that she just had to spread everything?
Was peanut butter and jelly included in the spreading? Was your penis spreading peanut butter and jelly in her 10 inch vagina, was that the real story?
Or maybe it was Miss Texas who told you 'my god you are big, it feels like 10 inches', and she then attributed this lie to you, you were a sucker for believing her.
Or maybe Miss Texas was pissed off with you for having a floppy 3 inch dick, so the only way to get rid of you was to palm you off with miss mississipi with a lie, knwoing that Miss Mississipi was flowing like a river and wouldn;t find out for a few days?
Shall I go on?
