Fuck You, You're Fired

[datylikes]

Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

OMG that was so priceless!! Every female in the store was like Yeah those are a lot of fun!! ha ha ha!!! Even the customers. Maybe we shoulda asked her to join

LOL,,,, Maybe we should have, I think she would have been onboard in a heartbeat, but at that moment in time,,,, I only had one thing on my mind, and that just might have been you

[Trinity Kane]

Originally Posted by datylikes

LOL,,,, Maybe we should have, I think she would have been onboard in a heartbeat, but at that moment in time,,,, I only had one thing on my mind, and that just might have been you

awe Daty, your making me blush

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Someone sticky this! Supremely hilarious. lmfao

Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

So the last couple of weeks I have dealt with a lot of bullshit. Not only have I been dealing with bullshit, but so have some other ladies I know. So in light of these past situations I have decided to post about it.



1. What GFE really is.



The girlfriend experience is to give you exactly what you may or may not be missing in the bedroom. I say may not be missing because as we all know some of your are not single, you just like fucking hot hookers. ( I can't blame you I like it too.) Anyway, GFE is designed to give you everything you want and more, this kissing and hugging and licking and fucking like there is no tomorrow.



The "girlfriend experience" generally involves more personal interaction than a traditional hooker or escort offers; it varies widely from person to person, however. There is a focus on not just having sex, but also having more of a comprehensive experience. Often sessions last longer and are "no rush," which means the provider spends the full advertised time rather than rushing out after the sex is over. Common activities usually offered by GFE escorts include kissing and/or French kissing, cuddling and foreplay..



A provider advertising the provision of a "girlfriend experience" is implying that she provides (LFK) (DFK), "full service" (intercourse in many different positions) usually with protection unless she's a fucking idiot with a death wish, and fellatio and cunnilingus, both with or without protection. Providers choice really. This is to make you feel like the only man in the world during your time together and leave you completely and utterly satisfied after the session.



( this is where it gets good and is going to start pissing people off)



NO WHERE in that job description does it say I have to FUCKING BABY YOU!!!!! I am NOT your GIRLFRIEND or your MOTHER!!!! Don't text my fucking phone at all hours of the day and night then have the nerve and audacity to get upset when I don't respond. Are you Kidding me?? Let's be real here.



Hmm, Did you ever happen to think that maybe the Hooker is sucking someone else's cock at the moment? Or maybe, just maybe, I am spending quality time with my children? Perhaps I was having lunch with my mother and grandma, or helping clean her house. (She's in her 80's you know) Maybe I was helping my sister move her things back home because the asshole she was with started abusing her. (true story)



I have a life outside of this hobby. I'm a Mother, a Sister, a Daughter and a Granddaughter. I love my career, but I do not confuse the fantasy I work in with the life I live. I have a family to take care of. I'm not looking for prince charming to come out of no where and save me from this hobby. This is My Choice. I'm not Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman!! I don't need to be saved. There is a fine line here that is being crossed.



My point is I'm a hooker. The woman you pay to suck you off. To give you a good time. Please do not confuse a business relationship with a personal relationship. And please don't take this out of proper context. I enjoy the time I spend with my clients. Without YOU GUYS, I wouldn't have a career at all. Do I believe that we can be friends. Yes, however it is in a business sense only. My job is not to coddle you, it's to make you cum, sometimes repeatedly.



Trust me honey, you don't want me as your girlfriend. I'm way more expensive that way. Plus you will have to put of with me bitching, taking your paycheck, and never giving you any pussy cause I'm so busy working that I don't want to fuck you. I fuck for a living, I don't want to fuck for free. And anyone who knows me knows that you have a lot of nerve asking me to.



So with that being said I have some new rules.



1. Do not text my phone 24 hours a day with meaningless bullshit.

If you do, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

(text or call to make an appointment, yes. I would love to see you.)



2.Do not try to save me from this Hobby. I LOVE MY JOB!!

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED



3. If you want to spend time with me and not pay for it

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED



4. If you think you can take me to dinner and not pay for my time

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED



5. If you fall in love with me... guess what

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED



6. Want me to baby you and act like your mother

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

(unless this is a fetish and you want me to dress you up in diapers. but again there is another fine line here, if you shit or piss on yourself during this time once again FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED)




This is really a simple process.



Make the call, set the appointment, follow through and please be on time (both provider and hobbyist) then fuck like there is no tomorrow!!! Come in, get your dick sucked, pay the hooker and move on!!! This is not a hard process yet lately it has been being made more and more difficult. If you want to see me please call and schedule. If your thinking about it, don't call until you are sure that you will be able to follow through.



Now I'm not saying don't call or pm to pre-book. I understand that things will happen with business men and their schedules. You have clients, they get pissed off, you have to handle that. I get it, and I understand. But don't call me and say you want to get together at 8 and then text me at 7:55 with some bullshit story about your dog dying. Let's be real here, your girlfriend came home from work early or decided to call in so you can't make it. I will always and forever respect real over bullshit any given day.



Ladies and Gentlemen of the board, I would love your input here. I mean, am I wrong here? How much bullshit do we have to put up with? Last time I checked this job was to satisfy men and fulfill fantasies in the bedroom. Nothing more and most definitely nothing less.

And if I missed anything, by all means add on

Xo Xo

TK

[DonAsher]

Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

.... but if I ever end up with your cock in my mouth and you try to ease something out that shouldn't be eased out, being punched in the face will be the least of your worries babe.

Promises, Promises....You had me at my cock in your mouth. ....the rest is justa bonus.

[Guest042514]

If u belch while im kissing you .............. ummmmm. I think u know

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

Come on down ...



Do you want me to Fuck you before I fire you?

Or while I'm firing you? Just curious?

Perhaps I can attempt to fire you with your cock stuffed in my mouth...

I'm thinking Door #3, Monty !

[datylikes]

I've got to agree with Mocha,
Somebody Sticky This ,,,,,,
Or "FUCK YOU,,,,,, YOU'RE FIRED"

And BTW Mocha,,, datylikes likes him some Island girls. If you ever make it into the southern regions, please feel free to ring my bell,,,,, pun intended

[Gluteman]

I agree with everything you say TK. Great post, funny shit. Not to mention the fact that firing a customer is one of the most liberating experiences a business person can ever enjoy!

But, the fact remains that this business, this "hobby", stands out from all other businesses. The core of every enterprise is to satisfy a need. The base need that is serviced by a hooker is the most powerful driving force on planet earth.

Man's internal drive to fuck will cause a man to risk his entire kingdom,.fortune, or very life. Sexual passion runs deep into the soul, so when a woman ignites that fire, contol can easily be lost.

Hooker/John relationships can't be all business, nor can they be all sex.... it is a deliicate blend. This is easily done by some. I can live the fantasy and fuck the shit out of a hot nympho without any deeper emotional attachment. That is all I need or want.

Unfortunately, many men intend to use the hobby for a hot fuck, but have deeper needs that remain unsatisfied. A good hooker will tap into these deeper desires. The GF Experience is designed to fill deeper voids of love and friendship. The Illusion of Passion creates a sense of acknowlegement and self-value that can't be turned off as the clock strikes 60 min. The connection will have deeper meaning for many men.

Some of you ladies are just too damn good at what you do to expect insecure men to avoid a deeper attachment. The real trick is for the hooker to realize when the line is being crossed and gently and professionally move the relationship back into position.if it cant be corrected, or at least gently ended...then that's when it gets dicey.

I guess I just feel sorry for the dude who has no true love, falls for a hooker, then gets told Fuck You! You're Fired!

GM

[MrHappy4u]

Originally Posted by Gluteman

I guess I just feel sorry for the dude who has no true love, falls for a hooker, then gets told Fuck You! You're Fired!

Very well said, Gluteman.

The key for the provider and hobbyist is the ability compartmentalize. For both, the lines can easily become blurred. The ability for anyone to stay in the hobby for any length of time and enjoy it is being able to separate the lines.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by MrHappy4u

Very well said, Gluteman.

The key for the provider and hobbyist is the ability compartmentalize. For both, the lines can easily become blurred. The ability for anyone to stay in the hobby for any length of time and enjoy it is being able to separate the lines.

stop it, your making me feel sorry for moonpussypimpette


mmmmm Cyber Stalking ????????

[kenzsquatch]

Now I HAVE to see you if you come to NWA!!!!!!

[kipritech]

I think i just came a little reading that...were can i send the gratuity?

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

How about ...

If you show up at my incall unannounced

Or if you shit at my incall

Or if you fart during a blowjob

Or if you do not shower

Or if you French kiss me and have black teeth, or are chewing tobacco

Fuck you, you're fired?

Dunno, not on your end but those do not sound appealing to me.

I've had that happen to me before. I stopped and left after that...no words just walked out half naked and left.

[Rockydoc]

Eew

[alphatwo]

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