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03-13-2010, 02:32 PM
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Sexual Liber🐊ator
Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
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"People who ignore me on Eccie are always better off." carkido45
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03-16-2010, 02:34 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Austin, TX (but I travel)
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I'm a fan of this new one:
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How the hell do
people find managers for these places? I'm looking for a manager and have no idea where to start looking.
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I bought Sophia's Reiki Group and I am looking for a manager. One of the ladies is managing now.
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Yes my name is Paul. If there is some special introduction method or secret handshake I don't know it. SoFia did not tell me. I'm here to look for a manager.....In her instruction manual is says "imperative to stay online all day as long as you can, if you fall asleep just catch up".
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03-25-2010, 11:37 PM
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Unfuckwithable
Join Date: Dec 29, 2009
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"Good sex makes you do dumb shit lol...  ", hollyofhouston
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04-09-2010, 05:36 PM
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Unfuckwithable
Join Date: Dec 29, 2009
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Big Jake on how to avoid the quick-trigger blues.
"Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Ted: Cause I'm tired...
Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that."
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04-20-2010, 01:43 PM
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I zipped up and left feeling dirty and ashamed. Thats the ABS way.
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04-20-2010, 02:13 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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I was recently reminded of a great one..........
"eat my fuck"
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04-20-2010, 04:41 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Apr 5, 2010
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Currently posted in provider ads:
...must be a real dog. 
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05-12-2010, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Another classic!
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Ratboyfuck. You will give that ass to who daddy says for you to give that ass to.
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I'm your pimp and you are my bitch. Now dress up like Shirley from Whats Happening and get ready for a party tonight.
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05-12-2010, 02:36 PM
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Show us some taint and I will slap these fuckers with a cease and desist order..............
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oh yeah.
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05-12-2010, 02:53 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Why am I still here? I'm confused....I have one handle....It's just me.....
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TFF
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05-12-2010, 04:55 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 25, 2009
Location: The Woodlands
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I was recently reminded of a great one..........
"eat my fuck"
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Some call that cum, others placenta.
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05-12-2010, 09:59 PM
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Some call that cum, others placenta.
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and in some cultures...dinner.
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05-13-2010, 09:07 PM
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a good day on eccie
DTL
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Some poor soul imagines you're worth stabbing himself in the dick ... and you're the one who's bitching?
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05-13-2010, 09:16 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
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Yeah, the DTL line should be bronzed and put at the top of the page!
Some poor soul imagines you're worth stabbing himself in the dick ... and you're the one who's bitching?
That was awesome. Bon mot grande!
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05-13-2010, 09:22 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
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No, I totally understand that everyone has the right to their own ignorance. That comment just smacked of prejudice AND retardation. But I'm just going to chalk it up to silicon overload, and a cum overdose.
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