What make a good GFE?

[texasjohn1965]

Your posting style is similar to a particular banned member, but I am sure it is a coincidence. That banned member would never make a new handle because she felt she was ‘above it all’. Certainly she would never post a semi-negative review of her only girl to throw off suspicion and gain access to the mens locker room. I mean really, what are the chances? I am sure you are an upstanding guy, so it is just coincidence.

[angelinadream]

WTF? A lady is asking for help and you are thread jacking? Your posting style is similar to a certain asshole who was banned. I'm sure it's coincidence.

Now are you going to help the girl or not? If not STFU I KNOW mods agree...

Geezus you are one DRAMA QUEEN!

[Killersalt]

Careful, she's putting bait out there and a lot of people are biting..... Points and more points, if you're not careful.

Gfe = girlfriend experience. Act like a girlfriend. After sex, demand a trip to the mall for new shoes.

[texasjohn1965]

Originally Posted by angelinadream

WTF? A lady is asking for help and you are thread jacking? Your posting style is similar to a certain asshole who was banned. I'm sure it's coincidence.

Now are you going to help the girl or not? If not STFU I KNOW mods agree...

Geezus you are one DRAMA QUEEN!

I answered the question posed by the poster directly before me.

I think the term "STFU" is crossing the line in rudeness.

BTW, GFE means acting like you want to be there

[aboveitall]

I'm done trying to defend myself that I'm not who you think I am. If I were then the powers that be wouldve taken action already. This has gone way off topic and the goal of the thread has been achieved IMO must be time to close it.

[Smoke2nd]

BDS hit the nail on the head.
Thanks BabyDollSnow.
Watch for my PM soon.

[Raphael]

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[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by angelinadream

WTF? A lady is asking for help and you are thread jacking? Your posting style is similar to a certain asshole who was banned. I'm sure it's coincidence.

Now are you going to help the girl or not? If not STFU I KNOW mods agree...

Geezus you are one DRAMA QUEEN!

RTM

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by aboveitall

Jackie S and BDS have very good points. Basically GFE means to me is the second I walk through the door you MUST have me. You CAN'T wait to get your hands on me. YOU make me feel desireable and want to please me. And I do my damnedest to reciprocate. When your laying on the bed and you or he needs a break between rounds, don't lay an arms length away. He wants to caress that softy silky skin of yours. Snuggle up next to him as if its 5 below and you need his body to stay alive. I'm sure I could go on but there's a lot of good suggestions already. Good enough advice?

Originally Posted by Wayward

Now that's an interesting post, gender confused much?

Originally Posted by aboveitall

? How so wayward? I was just describing how I expect the woman to behave towards me. Maybe reading a little too much into that friend.

Okay let's chat one "guy" to another, first in this thread the OP talks about Jasmina which is pretty funny right there, second aboveitall chimes in and mistakenly uses the term "your" instead of you are or you're which a banned poster, let's call her "s" did all the time. While you may be a strong confidant heterosexual male, the term "you or he" if you were to use your friend google and search suggests otherwise. I couldn't find a male using that expression. I did find 5,790,000 results of females using it.

Often we and by we I mean me Father Wayward, switch between the singular and plural pronouns to suggest the many voices running around in my head. It's kind of funny, but as someone that had more than one handle on aspd, untold hundreds on the Island of Misfit Toys and often writes in the female voice... let's just say we are to the point where Judge Judy is telling everyone to be quiet.

Now why this is topical, first all the really great GFE providers are Academy Award® winning mattress thespians. Most importantly they either through skill or natural ability don't make these kinds of mistakes, they never let the client see behind the curtain. In many subtle and overt ways they allow the hobbyist to completely suspended disbelief and live fully in the moment. For that hour or two, you are not two strangers trapped in hotel room, but rather two hedonists on a shared quest for bliss. Most are confused into thincking it is what the provider does, but it is instead about how they make you feel. This thread would be the polar opposite of GFE.

That's just my opinion, but we could meet for a drink or lunch tomorrow if you like and you could prove me wrong.

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by Wayward

but we could meet for a drink or lunch tomorrow if you like and you could prove me wrong.

So THAT'S all it takes to get you out for a drinck?

Checklist;

Multiple handles...check.

Multiple personalities...in progress.

Stalker...still a rumor.

Outing fuckstain...still morally working thru that one.

Pathological liar...do little white ones count, if they are stacked right?


Damn this is going to be harder than I thought.

[Eccie Addict]

Oh wait wait I think I am gonna hit the "like" button on this one lmao.

Originally Posted by notanewbie

So THAT'S all it takes to get you out for a drinck?

Checklist;

Multiple handles...check.

Multiple personalities...in progress.

Stalker...still a rumor.

Outing fuckstain...still morally working thru that one.

Pathological liar...do little white ones count, if they are stacked right?


Damn this is going to be harder than I thought.

[Guest040616]

This thread has more ups and downs than a Houston Texans game!

[Guest030617]

Thank you baby

Originally Posted by proper

Bravo BDS. I have been pleasantly surprised by you of late and extremely desirable. Does not hurt that you have some very hot current pictures posted as well.

i will be watching, cant wait to get back

Originally Posted by Smoke2nd

BDS hit the nail on the head.
Thanks BabyDollSnow.
Watch for my PM soon.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

So THAT'S all it takes to get you out for a drinck?

Checklist;

Multiple handles...check.

Multiple personalities...in progress.

Stalker...still a rumor.

Outing fuckstain...still morally working thru that one.

Pathological liar...do little white ones count, if they are stacked right?


Damn this is going to be harder than I thought.

Nice list but you left out having breasts!

Got a PM from aboveitall, you are more than welcome to join us NAN, that way I won't be having lunch alone. "he" hasn't set a place or time, but we will let you know. This is not my first dance and the chances of aboveitall actually showing up are very slim. But hope springs eternal, it might be almost as much fun as talking to "Paul" on the phone.

[ferdburf]

Originally Posted by Wayward

Got a PM from aboveitall, you are more than welcome to join us NAN, that way I won't be having lunch alone.

Of course, you realize this is not a smart move. You not only have the lunch expense if (s)he shows up, but lotsa Pepto Bismol afterward to settle that upset stomach you're gonna get. But way to TOFTT!