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11-14-2015, 06:24 PM
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I was having sex with this provider and hitting it doggie style. She tells me to talk dirty to her while slapping her ass. So I began slapping her ass, pulling her hair and saying, Who's your daddy?!!
All of a sudden she falls forward and starts crying and says, I never knew him!! Lol just joking
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11-14-2015, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jojodancer15
I was having sex with this provider and hitting it doggie style. She tells me to talk dirty to her while slapping her ass. So I began slapping her ass, pulling her hair and saying, Who's your daddy?!!
All of a sudden she falls forward and starts crying and says, I never knew him!! Lol just joking
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LMFAO! I'm dead. 
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11-14-2015, 07:43 PM
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Whoa!
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11-14-2015, 07:45 PM
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Thanks babe I try to make it interesting lol 
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11-14-2015, 07:51 PM
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11-15-2015, 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by jojodancer15
I was having sex with this provider and hitting it doggie style. She tells me to talk dirty to her while slapping her ass. So I began slapping her ass, pulling her hair and saying, Who's your daddy?!!
All of a sudden she falls forward and starts crying and says, I never knew him!! Lol just joking
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Or maybe she said "My real Daddy or my Play Daddy?"
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11-15-2015, 07:44 AM
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I had the candle issue too. It burned thru his sock,
I no longer use candles, lol.
How about when you have a guy shackled to the bed post, and you literally cannot undo his too tight pants!
Totally ruins the mood when you have to uncuff him so he can unfly his jeans!
Who still wears skin tight button ups anyway????
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11-15-2015, 08:17 AM
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lol--I am the old chick on this board -- so i have seen ALOT of weird shit!
I am writing down some of these momets....writing a book one day!!
I once had a guy wear a chastity belt to see me...his wife had found my name & number in his wallet and figured out things...she was going out of town and wanted to keep him home,so she had him fitted with the belt! He confiscated the key & came to see me when she left!!
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I would hope he got the key, Otherwise he might have trouble taking a dump also.
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11-15-2015, 06:09 PM
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Not an embarrassing moment, but just fucking awkward.
Provider washes my work clothes as we have an amazing session. She sets them to dry while we take a smoke break before I depart. Days later the boxer briefs I was wearing seem a little big.
To this day I swear I'm still using her son's underwear. Just one size bigger. They fit nice around the waist, loose in crotch and snug on my legs. They are the same brand and exact same color and style. I wonder how mine must have felt the first time he tried them on? "These boxers are too tight."
Awkward to say the least.
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11-17-2015, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jojodancer15
I was having sex with this provider and hitting it doggie style. She tells me to talk dirty to her while slapping her ass. So I began slapping her ass, pulling her hair and saying, Who's your daddy?!!
All of a sudden she falls forward and starts crying and says, I never knew him!! Lol just joking
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Lmao. Funny shit. Otflmfao
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11-17-2015, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jojodancer15
I was having sex with this provider and hitting it doggie style. She tells me to talk dirty to her while slapping her ass. So I began slapping her ass, pulling her hair and saying, Who's your daddy?!!
All of a sudden she falls forward and starts crying and says, I never knew him!! Lol just joking
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Lmao really Jojo bear 
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11-17-2015, 05:36 PM
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