... Oh ----
Mates - Just sit right back and you'll surely hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip.
That started from a liberal port -
Aboard a tiny ship. (owned by VitaMan - the "S.S. Biden")
The mate (Vita) was a ... you know ... sailor man (from Village People)
The "Skipper" (Yssup) brave and (too) sure (of 'imself).
Their passengers set sail that day - for a three-hour tour.
A three-hour tour. ... (just "long enough" to get acquainted
)
"CRASH!" (thunder and lightning) The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed. (like "a salad")
If NOT for the courage of the peerless crew - the ship would be lost.
The ship (S.S. Biden) would be lost.
The ship's aground on shore of some loser isle -
With Vita,
And "The Skipper" (Yssup) too,
The Millionaire (Lucas M.)
- and his wife (Tranny Tom - from the "Another Realm" forum
)
The Movie Star (Sean Penn)
And THE REST - WTF, Preceus, Mole, Smokies, 1Blackman - and other droobs.
... There on LOSER ISLE!
Lemme apologise for leaving out a few names.
I added Sean Penn to get a true Commie on there with you sorry lads.
### Salty
