Things that you hate when having a sexy time

[JayceeRivers]

The fallowing has killed the mood on many occasions for me. Thank goodness I am good at resuscitating when need be. I do not hold any malice towards those this happened with. Rather, mild disappointment in the engagement.

-Being made to feel like a business transaction.
-Getting or being overly inebriated.
-putting sports on in the background.
-animals watching while we become intimate (dog and cat's mostly)
-a very messy or bug infested home.
-lack of hygiene.
- rap music (nothing wrong with rap music, it simply kills the mood for me)

[Guest010619]

Kids playing outside.
Sirens getting closer.
Having the TV on with Jimmy Swaggert. (Yes she did)
Taking calls or texting.
Putting out a cigarette.
Being given a damp towel.
Towels all over the floor.
Pictures of the kids in the hallway leading to bedroom.
Being told that the husband/son/boyfriend is out on parole.

[sensualsanaa]

I really hate jabbing tongue moves while making out. Your tongue is not a sword, kiss me honey dont stab me! Also, don't lick my face. Reminds me of Huck and Quinn (from scandal)

[skbinks]

Originally Posted by JayceeRivers

-Being made to feel like a business transaction.

+1

I know some (or maybe a lot) of guys like that, but I am doing this because I can't/don't want, to get into a relationship right now, so for me I want the illusion of a nice relationship, at least the bedroom part (so I don't want to pay just to be told to sleep on a couch). I like a little convo to get to know the person and at least attempt to please the woman too.

[Guest062217]

-phone rings or vibrates on the nightstand...shut that damn thing off please
-TV on in the background
-Feeling like I am a "transaction"
-And my #1 peeve...a bright room with lights on or the sun shinning in....I like a dark room...

[skbinks]

. Using 1 hand to hold the condom on and the other to text your next appointment.
. Reading a book during.
. Not paying attention to me instead of the TV (unless there is porn on). At least IOP.
. Obviously lying. Don't tell me I'm the biggest you ever had, it's doubtful you are a virgin.

[cafriend]

Originally Posted by JayceeRivers

-Being made to feel like a business transaction.
-putting sports on in the background.
-animals watching while we become intimate (dog and cat's mostly)
-lack of hygiene.

Unfortunately have had many that treat sessions a as business transaction - Kills the mood.
+Putting CNN or MSNBC or any news programming on the TV
+Loud bird in a cage
+bad underarm odor
+not turning off telephone ringer
+not brushing teeth after eating garlic/onions (gross)

[Selene Hela]

Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

When he asks me to lick his ass and he has toilet paper wads hanging...

In the words of my former boss "Oh mah gawd!" Lolol verboten.

[Selene Hela]

Originally Posted by ugotme10

Kids playing outside.
Sirens getting closer.
Having the TV on with Jimmy Swaggert. (Yes she did)
Taking calls or texting.
Putting out a cigarette.
Being given a damp towel.
Towels all over the floor.
Pictures of the kids in the hallway leading to bedroom.
Being told that the husband/son/boyfriend is out on parole.

Lmaooo I'm getting a better workout than my HIIT routines.

[ClaireBarsett]

1. Moaning louder than me?
- Love it. Please, let me hear all the noises that escape from body as you are experiencing pleasure. Now, SCREAMING, no, please don't scream, but growling, grunting, deep throaty moans, words of encouragement, cursing? Pretty please, with cherries on top!

2. Sweaty?
- Yes. Double yes with chocolate chips on top. Sweat all over me. I don't think, I've ever gotten sweaty during sex unless it was just really hot in the room. But I have had the pleasure of a gentleman dripping on me and I have to yes, "Me Gusta".

3. Farting during oral....
- This is going to be a big ole "NOPE" from me. Please, keep your gasses to yourself. Along with your urine, feces, and any bad attitudes. I mean, I understand, it's a normal human function. AND WHILE THANKFULLY, I haven't had this happen, if it did, I think I would need a five minute break. Because depending on when and where my mouth is, farting is either going to be hilarious or devastating.

4. Toilet Paper
- I'm starting to see the whole, "showering with a provider" thing, in a whole shiny new light. Younger escort Claire would have thought, "That's dumb" but now older, more mature escort Claire is loving the idea of rubbing and scrubbing a man down before she slobs all over his knob. Get you clean with soap and then my tongue.

5. Bushy Men
- I love hairy men. Austin Powers, without the bad teeth, hairy body. When I see the hairy leg of my gent, while he is driving, *giggles* I reach right down and start rubbing and groping him! Now the next time I get him naked I'm going to have to paint the image of his nude in my mind for later.

6. Phones
- I keep my phone on me, but on silent. I understand that urgent calls can always rear their head. So I don't take it personally when a phone is answered around me.

7. Teeth
- OUCH! Oh no, if your dick is too big for my mouth, I'm not going to try and play that game of fitting it in, unless requested. I'm going to be honest with you and do everything else to please you. Suck on the head, swirl my tongue round and round, lick from the base of the shaft to the bottom of the penis head, cradle the balls, jerk you off, etc.

What is something I hate during sex?
Pre-sex
- I have a really sensitive sense of smell. Bad breath, bad body odor? No. Let's go drink some mouth wash and go soak in the tub, ya big ole stink bug. And I'm not talking about cigar smoke. I recently had the pleasure of kissing my gent after an hour together at a smoke lounge and I have to say, I quite enjoyed the mouth of his mouth on mine, the taste of his cigar stayed on his tongue despite him staying hydrated and eating dinner later on in the day. It was interesting and I enjoyed tasting his cigar from hours before in his kisses.

During Sex?
- Hitting, choking, anything that involves trying to hurt me WITHOUT it being discussed before hand. WOAH. Slow down there big fella. First of all, I've had a partner that I knew really WELL that liked slapping the face and spiting on me, in my mouth, and yes, HE, made that shit HOT. And the more he did the more I loved it! Choking me out with his dick, his hands, getting on top of me and trying to break me in half with his penis, etc. But we worked our way up to that, he didn't just start man handling me the second he was alone with me and I've had a few guys try doing that. What they found was a 5'2 woman who could throw them off of her.

[GypsyHeart]

I have a hypersensitive nose. Body odor, bad breath, sweaty nethers.

I love kissing. It is a major turn on to make out before playing. But I do not enjoy stiff tongue, stiff lips or someone trying to suck my face off. My mouth only opens so wide.

Trying to dominate me. I do not have a submissive bone in my body. Definitely don't throw "you just haven't had the right one" at me.

Pushing my head down when I am blowing you. Don't. You get one warning of me stopping.

Someone who doesn't listen when I tell them they are hurting me or doing something I am not enjoying.

[VENUSNOVA]

After the romp and being sprayed all over the face tits hair like there's no tomorrow, them taking a long shower after wards and then wanting to chat afterwards for 15 minutes since there's still time on the appt time while your sitting there covered in jizz and it's about to drip in your eyes..
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[Lliks]

Hearing a voice from the other room saying “honey I’m home”
Nope, has never happened to me but still a scary thought.

[Hobby Jon]

I hate it when they don't show up.

[rainbowskye]

No fun bets 2 consenting adults should feel Biz like :worst no: a client had a yapping dog trapped in a room it was a Major faux Paux next time just go to her if u can’t control jealous bitches …