Gee. I thought my wife was the only one in the world who stopped wanting to have sex!!! We had sex on our first date. It was good for awhile but the it started to slow down. So I thought if we got married it might pick back up. It did for a year and a half. Then it drifted back down. She decided she wanted to have a child. Wow did it pick back up! The we had a child.... It stopped. After many years of trying to get it going again I suggested we go to a marriage counselor. We went. Pretty expensive. She, the counselor, tried real hard with good suggestions. The wife finally said quit wasting your money. I said ok. Now I had more money to spend. But still no sex. I invested in sex videos and watched them late at night after she went to bed. My sex life got a lot better and started have multiple orgasms!!! Wow! But I couldn't hug my self or kiss myself. Then I looked in the yellow pages and made calls just to see if I could do it. Then one day I took the plunge. I had already called several hundred yellow page ads and I was getting pretty good at asking what the women looked like by the answering service descriptions. I'd get a room in the afternoon and make calls. Real hit or miss. Actually miss. A lot of girls never showed up. A lot of the ones that showed up looked like the circus lady and had a real bad attitude. Had to pay most of them a no go fee so they would leave. Finally said OK to a girl named "Charlie" just because the ones with real sexy names looked just the opposite. Charlie came. She was a knockout blonde. She had a real way with words. Next thing I knew she had me naked, kissed me all over, stood me up, slipped on a cover, bent over a table and had me had me hanging on to her beautiful ass. I saw stars!!!!! The next thing I know she's got me back on the bead kissing me all over massaging my tingling manhood. Just like that she's got the cover off and in her hand gigiling like a school girl saying "Wow. That's a lot!" Just to make her point she squeezes it like a water balloon! We get cleaned up and dressed. She gave me a hug and said "Call me anytime". So two weeks later I called up her service and the lady said "Charlie got married and she's not coming back." It went back to mostly miss and certainly no "Charlies" The next Chapter will detail how I found my ATF!!! and lived happily Almost!
