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Originally Posted by Danielle Reid
"I know we're in the mood and you want to go down on me, but I spent 10 minutes shoving this baby bottle liner inside my snatch so unless you want to wait another 10 minutes for me to put it back in so we can finish our date, I suggest we skip DATY. Oh and please leave this out of the review...THANKS BUNCHES!"
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Lmao si si si! yes ha
I like awkward moments too! Nah not really
not as many as I can prevent, but when they happen, gosh it's kinda cute. Ok so think of it in a positive way now girls - and guys. All of you cute, sweet, smart people that have brains
You don't want to go through the pain of being nervous to talk about sex, talk about protection. I used to tense up about the word lube [[I was scared of the D :P]] I mean I was kind of a nerd. I am so happy now that I got the nerve up to try something new like I did, and I talk more about sex now, I learn things, it has been grrrrrrreat! Confidence is sexy anyway. Just be like "Nike" and do this!
And protect yourself!!!! Very important! Pay Attention! Be Safe! To me safe sounds sexy, so eventually I came around to the way of thinking differently about condoms. I like condoms. The word condoms out of the male's mouth is a friggen affrodeezzeeeak - in my book. Reserve bareback for like reproduction or something lol
Oh - and yea I guess getting a female condom in there before or after 69 in between a Hh date might seem too time consuming. I haven't tried it yet though, but I plan to because I can't stand bitching about male condoms. Like I don't care if you just got tested. I gotta find a way to time it. Maybe set the Guinness Book World Record dam the possibilities….
( Plus, I can understand the need to maybe do inserting or planning before your man arrives. Only if my guest or I have to keep the time due to other obligations though. I like seeing a beautiful smile. My guys are appreciated so I like to show that, I know that for business you gotta get it. My business style is slow. I don't like rushing unless it is necessary, and I want Him to say that he had the best time in his life ~ to himself though ~ not even in a review. I want him to know that. Numbers are numbers, and luckily I am able to care about more important things than money and getting it. Not that it is any smarter than chasing paper all day every day, I'm just saying money is nice, but if a guy likes you and wants to see you more, that is also a beautiful thing that is more valuable to me. Enjoying life period, whether at work or play xoxo)
Kiss xoxo