You know you're a provider when...

[Raphael]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

having to deal with douches.

I am sure you get a high proportion of those as guys worth getting are turned off by your posting style -- if not by your style itself

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Raphael

I am sure you get a high proportion of those as guys worth getting are turned off by your posting style -- if not by your style itself

Any gentleman that comes to see me are "worth getting", as you say. No guy that has come to see me have ever been douches, even the one that was going through my drawers.

I may not speak or act how some may want me to, but I am always frank, honest, and fair. Brooke set the example for me on that. Real recognizes real. Once you start socializing and meeting some of the people here, you start to care, not just about their $$ but about their Wellbeing. Sue me, perhaps I started to care a little too much. That's my only vice that I can see that I've shown here, any other is ancillary.

Grow up. Don't you have a review to write on one of the coin op girls?

[TheDogger]

Easy everybody....easy.....

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by TheDogger

Easy everybody....easy.....

I'm good dogger.. sorry for hijacking your thread for a second but it had to be said. Like I said already, I'm done with the toilet drama and wanna have fun with you guys.. who else understands what we go through like us? Nobody!

Check your PM.

[eve]

LOL..... I cant stop laughing.... New at this Kinda and OMG this stuff is so true!

[eve]

Wow I was sitting outside and came up with one!
You know your a provider when a couple passes you and you wonder if the gent has seen your profile or if has called you before.

[Eccie Addict]

You know you are a provider or a hobbyist of you are just sitting around coming up with things to write in this thread or the hobbyist one lol. I was doing that yesterday "hmmm you know you are a hobbyist when..... Dammit " hahaha.

[Eccie Addict]

Originally Posted by proper

EA - after you name your name - LD but MSOG X 10 in half hour

Lol that's funny right there I don't care who ya are. You know a lot tell ms that I am one of the few gentlemen that see them that go multiple times.

I figure they put something in reference to the bunny avatar.

[SofaKingFun]

Daphne, don't even bother with it baby. Whenever you see his handle just thinck, "dickhole" and the world suddenly becomes a better place. Really! Give it a try.

Back on-topic...

You know you're a provider when... you advertise Monthly Retirement Specials.


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[Sexy Roxanne]

You know your a provider when your checking out at the store and you have a bonus pack of regular covers and a box of mags, xl mags and some baby wipes! haha

[AllisonofHouston]

been there, done that...that's when you smile sweetly and just shrug...

also you know you are a provider when you are going through check in at the airport and are asked to open your bag, and they pull out your toys, and all you do is smile and shrug..

[coefficient]

Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston

also you know you are a provider when you are going through check in at the airport and are asked to open your bag, and they pull out your toys, and all you do is smile and shrug..

or the freaky couple flying to their honeymoon location.

try again

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Daphne, don't even bother with it baby. Whenever you see his handle just thinck, "dickhole" and the world suddenly becomes a better place. Really! Give it a try.

Back on-topic...

You know you're a provider when... you advertise Monthly Retirement Specials.

So true baby.. just shaking the haters off..
You know you're a provider when you look at simple things at the grocery store like bananas, cucumbers, and Cool Whip and instantly your mind goes in the gutter.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

You know a lot tell ms that I am one of the few gentlemen that see them that go multiple times.

I figure they put something in reference to the bunny avatar.

You do for the gusto.. lol. Pussy is the best thing to be addicted to.

[reesec]

You know you're a provider when your purse, car and home are littered with hotel room key cards......LMFAO!