This Provider/Hobby'ing world is something else.

[warlock]

Originally Posted by tikkler33

I can't even do that, because I'm not sure where my hand has been.

Oh great! Thanks for pointing that out, now what am I supposed to do?

I know, shots for everyone, penicillan that is.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by tikkler33

No, your filthy mouth has been on it.

But I brushed right before seeing my last provider. Did I mention whe had a sweet tasting pussy?

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by tikkler33

I can't even do that, because I'm not sure where my hand has been.

You just need the right lube!

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by boardman

But I brushed right before seeing my last provider. Did I mention she had a sweet tasting pussy?

So that is why the last incall I visited had one of these on the wall by the door.

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by meryt

Well, something you should be "worried" or "concerned" about is 69-ing while on the bottom. I heard about a guy who was down there licking away when a tiny movement from her "O" caught his attention. A tiny, wiggling parasitic worm then dropped onto his face.

:VOMIT:

[Htowner]

I think you should consider a no contact sport from now on.

[Artie Lange]

I always make her gargle with Bleach.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Big Jake

I always make her gargle with Bleach.

Before or after the bbbj?

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Before or after the bbbj?

During...

[pyro]

[quote=chicagosun;137198]

I used to LFK random strippers a lot. I love the sensation of a tongue in my mouth turns me on like crazy. I wouldn't LFK right after it's been slobbing on another man's shaft knowingly...



Well chances are pretty good that if you LFK random strippers a lot, you've no doubt sampled your fair share of jism. and we have quite an active SC community.

[enderwiggin]

Originally Posted by pyro

Well chances are pretty good that if you LFK random strippers a lot, you've no doubt sampled your fair share of jism. and we have quite an active SC community.

Yup. May as well change you handle to "Snowballdude".

[tikkler33]

[quote=pyro;139057]

Originally Posted by chicagosun

I used to LFK random strippers a lot. I love the sensation of a tongue in my mouth turns me on like crazy. I wouldn't LFK right after it's been slobbing on another man's shaft knowingly...



Well chances are pretty good that if you LFK random strippers a lot, you've no doubt sampled your fair share of jism. and we have quite an active SC community.

Damn I'm glad that I've never kissed a stripper!

[pyro]

That sensation you love so much chicagosun, is the alkaline in semen.
I'm told it burns. Of course you prolly know this first hand.

I'm just sayin...