I was with a deaf provider a few years ago. We were going at it doggie and she lets out a fairly loud fart. I know she can't hear but surely she felt it slide out. She didn't react at all. Then it starts to stink and I get tickled. I started laughing so hard my whole body is shaking. I finished up and laid on the bed red with tears rolling down my face. She looked at me like she was oblivious to what had just happened. She asked me what was wrong and I didn't have the heart to go tell her. I ended up making up some lie that was obviously bullshit. I still don't know if she really didn't know what happened or was so mortified that she pulled off an Oscar worthy performance. Good times!
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