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knotty man · 11-04-2010, 10:43 PM

how can we verify that you actually toast?
but, i digress. back on topic. ummm.....what was the topic? oh yeah! how can i f%$K all the hobbyists without actually F%$king any hobbyist?

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

Oh "Nuglet"....

It was only one thread you silly goose!!! And to my defense, I was new and I really didn't have an idea of what I wanted to offer at the time. Now I do. But like I said, I need to become verified in order to post an ad in the provider ad section.

Hence, the reason why I'm back. So, don't run away.

L.L.

i thought you stated you were NOT new???
i am 100% sure you need no damn ad...you already posted several

Leslie Lane · 11-04-2010, 10:45 PM

"Bubba"...

Maybe if you left your computer screen every now and then and pay attention to your gf she'd give you some loving....no, doesn't work?? How about spicing up the s*x...she might be bored.

Oh...come on now!!!! You guys know I'm not the only one who's thinking it!!!! lol

I'm sorry...I didn't mean it.

Btw...I'm new to Eccie. Not the hobby or the boards.

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

"Elephant"..

I will not be advertising anywhere...other than Eccie. I will also not have a website or webpage....or Eccie showcase. I will be as UTR as I can possibly be....without being a complete unknown. Pictures will be provided..through e-mail.

L.L.

again...at 1 or 2 a month...how many ads do you need? im sure you have enough already interested....probably getting less at this point...but enough to hold you over for a year or 2..and then...BAM...verified.

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

"Blenderhead"....

Well, I guess you need to vouch that I'm old enough to drink, I have two arms/two legs, no visible gun shot wounds (although, I don't think that would matter lol), I'm a naturally born female (not post-op)....I guess the basic things you need in order to be a female provider for the forum.

One of the moderators informed me that he will have to look at the "rules" to find out whether or not I can be verified this way. So, I'm still in limbo.

stay in limbo

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

"Vyt".....

Well, I do agree with you. Except for the Patron shots....I'm more of a Chardonnay girl myself. A nice chilled glass with overtones of toasty oak, woodspice and butterscotch. Mmmm...

However, back to my point. I have tried to get verified, but for some reason I did not meet the requirements. I was a former provider in Houston at a very well known establishment for several years, however, that was years ago and I now live in Austin. So, I guess that's why I didn't make the cut.

As far as UTR, you are right. I stand corrected. I guess I should have said low volume. You see, I'm still learning as I go.

L.L.

i prefer a dry red
rules are in place for a reason. funny you didnt make it...

blenderhead · 11-04-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

Ummm...Am I the only sane one around here??? READ the thread. READ...my posts.

I've just convinced everyone to be mean to you so I'll stand out as the lone gentleman and have you fall right into my arms.

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

Ummm...Am I the only sane one around here??? READ the thread. READ...my posts.

Now, where can I claim my free toaster??

L.L.

i just reread...no correct answer to your question. both yes and no are incorrect.

blenderhead · 11-04-2010, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbaJay

i just reread...no correct answer to your question. both yes and no are incorrect.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

knotty man · 11-04-2010, 10:53 PM

oh oh oh!! what is wargames alex? matthew broderick

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

"Bubba"...

Maybe if you left your computer screen every now and then and pay attention to your gf she'd give you some loving....no, doesn't work?? How about spicing up the s*x...she might be bored.
thanks dr phill...but the ONLY time i am on here..is when we are not together. as for your other comment..i have a thread on here somewhere about that. dont forget...this is all about YOU and how you have nothing to really say
Oh...come on now!!!! You guys know I'm not the only one who's thinking it!!!! lol
once again....this is about YOU. im sure a good amount of ppl are not in the most ideal situation at home

I'm sorry...I didn't mean it.

Btw...I'm new to Eccie. Not the hobby or the boards.
and still dont have much to say...

Leslie Lane · 11-04-2010, 11:01 PM

Seems like I touched a nerve. I was just ribbing you, I'm sorry if I took it too far. That was not my intention...I figured if you can dish it out you can take it. I'll just leave it at that.

Thank you gentlemen for all the offers (pm's)...but I will be working with the moderators to come up with a solution.

L.L.

Jax · 11-04-2010, 11:10 PM

LL - I meet you for a drink and verify I've met you, etc. But, I will also consider enjoying more than a drink to "really" verify for you. Ok? Let me know.

Guest110911 · 11-04-2010, 11:15 PM

"Leslie"
thank you soooooo much
and i could tell you why i am in front of this computer right now...but i cant.

Vyt · 11-04-2010, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Lane

Maybe if you left your computer screen every now and then and pay attention to your gf she'd give you some loving....no, doesn't work?? How about spicing up the s*x...she might be bored.

Now this is the repartee from a quality courtesan that I would want to spend my time with. Maybe she could, if I spring for 2 hours, point at me and laugh, too!

Also, you can spell out "sex". It's OK, we won't tell.