Let's play a game....

[Randall Creed]

Providers who don't see black/AA men.

The next time I read an alert talking about, 'he robbed me', and he's White, Asian, Mexican, Indian, or a towelhead terrorist looking mofo I'm going to say, "Ha! A brotha could've 'DID dat!" (I won't really do that. I sympathize with all victims). I don't really use BP much these days, but occasionally I peruse the site just to see who's and what's on it. The numbers of providers who have a 'disclaimer/preference' (and never any offense, btw) have gone up. I think I lost count around 40 different girls stating such.

On a side note of my peeve, I'm also sick of those who feel the need to go into a 'Why no AA?' thread to let everybody know how much we've beaten this horse up and that they're tired of it. Hell, don't bring your ass in the thread if you're so tired of it. I've said this every time the subject has come up. There aren't enough 'brothas' in the hobby to affect the numbers one way or another. There's what, a DOZEN or so of us (give or take) between Dallas and Houston that hobby? If one of us screws up it's easy to come to the board and call us out and let the world know what a dirtbag we are. The ones that are screwing up (from BP and CL) don't even use sites like this, so the NBA policies are basically aimed at the wrong people. There's not one provider that can say Rambro Creed or Byron S. (my old ASPD moniker) done her wrong. Not one. If you can find one, I'll pay for you a free session with her or pay you double your rate if you're a provider yourself.

[Sigh and pause]

Off my soapbox now. Been a long week.

The weekend just can't get here quickly enough.

(And yes, I need to get laid. Shaddup).

[Avery Blake]

Lefty,

My point was this-I do not wake up looking like my pictures. It takes time to put myself together. I completely understand that you are busy and have a wife and have a family. However, take into consideration that the ladies out there often have the similar things(minus the wife but you get the idea).

I do volunteer work, go to the gym, grocery shop, do laundry, cook and sometimes work an office job. The point being, no one's busy schedule is less more important than anyone else's.

Some girls are insulted if you ask for a last minute appointment. I am never offended if anyone asks. I always say politely, "sorry but I need a few hours notice". I do not live in my incall so I need travel time worked in plus the basics of you know, showering.

Once I have met a client, I will bend over backwards to accomodate them and their schedule. Hell, you can even call me and tell me your flight is running late and I will accomodate. At least I have a ball park that way at least.

I realize you can't always give a lot of notice. That's okay. Sometimes last minute will work out. The point I was trying to make is that with this profession, you cannot possibly be made up, showered, settled into your incall and ready to go morning, noon and night.

That was all-not really trying to ruffle feathers, just giving another view point!

[Boom Boom]

So to clarify, short notice = not good but guys will be guys & will ask anyways.

[Randall Creed]

The reason for wanting sessions right away could be because emotions (urges to bust, that is) are at a peak, and may not be that way in an hour or so. Sometimes we need some literally RIGHT NOW (within the next 20-30 min). This usually stems from a NC/NS situation, but not always. When you plan too far out the action doesn't always have the same zest or gusto, you know? The NOW-ness of sex is what makes it so great when it happens.

[crashkopf]

I am always disappointed when a provider starts winding down her activites as soon as you start to cum. I mean, the first rope of man chowder is launched and the hand comes off, the mouth comes off, or she dismounts and immediately proceeds with the bathroom clean up.

Ladies: stay on that one-eyed yogurt machine for AT LEAST 90 seconds ( 1.5 minutes ) nursing, milking, praising, until the mook starts to flinch and pull away. Any earlier deserves a refund. All illusion of intimacy is gone. Its like the timer runs out on the porn.

[simplyjoe]

Answering the phone while servicing your client. " Can I put you on hold, I need to take this call?"

[Nitwitboy]

My pet peeve is seeing a hot woman in an avatar and then realizing it is a hobbyist with a fantasy. It happens to me everytime I come on this site and inevitably I fall for it every single time. I scroll over the post, see the avatar and pray there is a showcase below it. Nope, it is just a horny hobbyist showing us his favorite/dream girl. I am a nitwitboy for falling for it.

[guest020311]

More than a pet peeve -
First time clients with crazy ass fetishes that do no forewarn you before the meeting. Men, if you want something super freaky and twisted and weird, please give a heads up so we can either say no thank you, or adjust our donation requests. I would warn you if I had a third nipple, or micro-penis. Be courteous.. hm? Don't pay for a scoop and then try to take the whole ice cream shop, mkay?

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by Nitwitboy

My pet peeve is seeing a hot woman in an avatar and then realizing it is a hobbyist with a fantasy.

I can't stand that shit, either, but what can you do.

[hotlips_houlihan]

Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

There's not one provider that can say Rambro Creed or Byron S. (my old ASPD moniker) done her wrong. Not one. If you can find one, I'll pay for you a free session with her or pay you double your rate if you're a provider yourself.

You did me wrong, Rambro. And you know it. But since you want to act like you didn't, I'm about to put you on blast. You did the worst thing a man could possibly do to a woman, provider or not.

Dude.....

You laid that pipe so freaking good you had me climbing the walls and begging for more. But noooooooo.....you decided you wanted to leave when your time was up instead of staying and laying more pipe. You left me laying in the dripping wet sheets, swollen and sore and still horny. How fukked up is that? Can I get double now?



Meg

[Guest071613-2]

Okay my pet peeve happens on a daily basis....two perp's that this is aimed at, so I hope they get the message.

Please do not PM me with "Hello" and nothing else. Don't PM me just to say "HI" and absolutely no other words, if we have never met. If you want to see me, PM me with the date and time you'd like to do so. If you have no intention of setting up an appointment, then please save yourself and myself, the one word PM. I won't answer, but you still send them every day. It's now been four months. Put some verbs in your sentences.

I have a lot of hobby friends that I do not mind hearing a "good morning" or simple "hello" from, but if we have never met, then you have to do a little better than just "hi". How about some references or p411? That sure would be nice.

[lisa.lisa0302]

Men who will not let it go..........dang

You mean you have not found not one provider to see you, or are you speaking for all AA men, please let it go.........its only a billion providers out there.

You know Rambro creed you have struck my damn nerves for the last time, every time you rant about AA men, I will rant about AA men not wanting to see AA providers........ready when you are!

Sorry for the hi-jack.

Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Providers who don't see black/AA men.

The next time I read an alert talking about, 'he robbed me', and he's White, Asian, Mexican, Indian, or a towelhead terrorist looking mofo I'm going to say, "Ha! A brotha could've 'DID dat!" (I won't really do that. I sympathize with all victims). I don't really use BP much these days, but occasionally I peruse the site just to see who's and what's on it. The numbers of providers who have a 'disclaimer/preference' (and never any offense, btw) have gone up. I think I lost count around 40 different girls stating such.

On a side note of my peeve, I'm also sick of those who feel the need to go into a 'Why no AA?' thread to let everybody know how much we've beaten this horse up and that they're tired of it. Hell, don't bring your ass in the thread if you're so tired of it. I've said this every time the subject has come up. There aren't enough 'brothas' in the hobby to affect the numbers one way or another. There's what, a DOZEN or so of us (give or take) between Dallas and Houston that hobby? If one of us screws up it's easy to come to the board and call us out and let the world know what a dirtbag we are. The ones that are screwing up (from BP and CL) don't even use sites like this, so the NBA policies are basically aimed at the wrong people. There's not one provider that can say Rambro Creed or Byron S. (my old ASPD moniker) done her wrong. Not one. If you can find one, I'll pay for you a free session with her or pay you double your rate if you're a provider yourself.

[Sigh and pause]

Off my soapbox now. Been a long week.

The weekend just can't get here quickly enough.

(And yes, I need to get laid. Shaddup).

[lilsmurf]

Petpeeve- Visiting a provider and knowing by the cooch smell,
that I'm like the fourth visit of the day.

[guest010712]

Pet peeve: guys on here talkin' about how feckin' cute and smexy they are and how they're packin' a huge pipe in between their legs.

The next thing they'll say is they can feck for two hours straight without coming and maintain the same wood throughout a session. WTFeck..!? Yeah, right! And I bet they can also make the chicks O like 5x. Bah! No one can do that!

[Guest060211-3]

Put some verbs in your sentences.

that cracks me up, i will have to remember that when i send you a pm dannie.

ok i do have one, or two.
but for now it is the fact that not enough dallas ladies come play in austin. college football season is upon us, and hopefully some will be coming down soon enough. if not i will just have to wait until the annual ass kicking of the sooners up in BIG D.

PEACE
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