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brutusbluto · 08-13-2011, 07:01 PM

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

offshoredrilling · 08-13-2011, 07:40 PM

perrrrrrrfect lol

Guest091813 · 08-13-2011, 08:31 PM

babababbahahhahahahhahahahahah hahah!!!!Oh thats grand!!!:-D

Guest091813 · 08-13-2011, 08:46 PM

did you hear about this?????

Man arrested after trying to split atoms in his kitchen
Wednesday, 3 August 2011SHARE PRINTEMAIL
A Swedish man has been arrested on charges of illegal possession of nuclear material after trying to split atoms in his kitchen.

Richard Handl said he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment because he wanted to try nuclear fission as a hobby, then police showed up.

He said he had always been interested in physics and chemistry and "just wanted to see if it was possible to split atoms at home."

The raid took place in late July, but police have refused to comment. If convicted, Handl could face fines or up to two years in prison.

Dont believe me...

heres the link!!!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...n-2331180.html

GP · 08-13-2011, 08:49 PM

Why did they arrest him? Seems like a perfectly acceptable thing to do in a kitchen to me.

Guest091813 · 08-13-2011, 09:14 PM

sure..seems perfectly normal eh...

so I also found this lil tidbit about Aerial battles which Im kinda fond of...

check this out...

5 Aerial Battles That Put 'Top Gun' To Shame

It's never a good idea to glorify war, but holy shit do fighter planes make it hard not to. It's not just the badassery of the machines themselves, but the fact that being a fighter pilot takes a special kind of balls that borders on crazy.
As a result, the aerial "dogfights" that have raged for the last century have provided the world with some truly insane battles. Like ...

One Battle, Almost 200 Fighter Jets

read on....

http://www.cracked.com/article_19396...feature_module

GP · 08-13-2011, 09:33 PM

Awesome read Anita!

I don't see any problem glorifying war a little bit!

Guest091813 · 08-13-2011, 09:42 PM

!!!!

GP · 08-13-2011, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anita germane

!!!!

If I knew how to speak Klingon, I would respond in it now.

Guest091813 · 08-13-2011, 10:01 PM

<---gigglin!!

Guest091813 · 08-13-2011, 10:22 PM

I just finished watching the movie.."Walking Tall"...very bone cracking!!!

brutusbluto · 08-14-2011, 03:17 PM

Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year,

And every year Bill would say,

'Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Blanche always replied,

'I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

'Blanche, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

To this, Blanche replied,

"Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed!'

Bill replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth

I almost said something when Blanche fell out,

But you know,

"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

Guest091813 · 08-14-2011, 03:29 PM

hey 50bucks is 50bucks!!!!great one!!!

offshoredrilling · 08-14-2011, 08:14 PM

Guest091813 · 08-14-2011, 09:08 PM

Gotta love....

VINTAGE RACE CAR CRASHES
Around 4-minutes of the most insane vintage race crashes. We like to think that everyone walked away with their lives and most of their limbs.

as always..got a link for ya!!!
http://devour.com/video/vintage-race-car-crashes/

(you may see folks flying through the air!)