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10-29-2011, 11:09 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: The ATL
Posts: 11,486
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Berkleigh, what about my dibs that I had a couple years ago?
You remember, right?
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10-29-2011, 11:25 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,370
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Originally Posted by Mercenary
And just when I thought I've got it all figured out, what the heck is Mediterranean cruise? Are we talking about Greek?
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If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.
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10-29-2011, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2010
Location: buffalo
Posts: 3,183
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maybe the points
are not for mentioning the activity but for not offering it.
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Originally Posted by HoneyRose
There's a strict (now and then) advertising policy against mentioning sexual services on ECCIE.
Shoot, I got pointed for saying "Mediterranean cuisine is not on the menu."
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10-29-2011, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2010
Location: buffalo
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wow
sucks being the butt of the joke
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Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
Well, relax your ass muscles, and tell him to lube up more.
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10-30-2011, 01:52 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
Location: Irving, Tx
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If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.
For those who don't know:
Italian - doing it with boots on
Cyprus - you circle the anus like Greek, but never enter it
Israeli - being surrounded by 5 or more sexual partners who take turns trying to destroy your defenses, but never really succeed (it's a tantric thing)
Egyptian - a sexual pyramid scheme, you do two people, they do two and send one to you, then they do two, etc....
Lebanese - hard to describe, but it involved, stinky cheese, a goat, and young boys
Libyan - the man does a headstand and the woman mounts him while screaming his name. Not very fun or effective, but draws attention and is almost impossible to ignore.
Moroccan - get high on hashish and kiss. (almost impossible to do more while on hashish)
Spanish - Lick the taco until salsa appears, then stuff with your burrito and cover with sour cream (rice and beans are optional)
Portuguese - Hand, mouth, pussy, ass, feet, armpit, back of knee, under the chin, and repeat as necessary (they like to explore)
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10-30-2011, 02:26 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 90184
Join Date: Jul 7, 2011
Location: In my own little world
Posts: 1,682
My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by Reese Foster
Some of us may enjoy it, but do not offer it to everyone. Therefore we wouldn't advertise it. Atleast, that is why I don't advertise it.
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I Totally Agree With You On This One!!!
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10-30-2011, 09:24 AM
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Account Disabled
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Originally Posted by mmcqtx
If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.
For those who don't know:
Italian - doing it with boots on
Cyprus - you circle the anus like Greek, but never enter it
Israeli - being surrounded by 5 or more sexual partners who take turns trying to destroy your defenses, but never really succeed (it's a tantric thing)
Egyptian - a sexual pyramid scheme, you do two people, they do two and send one to you, then they do two, etc....
Lebanese - hard to describe, but it involved, stinky cheese, a goat, and young boys
Libyan - the man does a headstand and the woman mounts him while screaming his name. Not very fun or effective, but draws attention and is almost impossible to ignore.
Moroccan - get high on hashish and kiss. (almost impossible to do more while on hashish)
Spanish - Lick the taco until salsa appears, then stuff with your burrito and cover with sour cream (rice and beans are optional)
Portuguese - Hand, mouth, pussy, ass, feet, armpit, back of knee, under the chin, and repeat as necessary (they like to explore)
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Omg I started to read this seriously....lmao...lol
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