I know I'm a dirty old man because:
- I love it when my legal age step-daughter (of a few years) brings over her female friends during the summer, 1/2 naked (it seems) and they run around the house like I'm not there and don't see them.
- I'm the unassuming gent @ the SC's that always tip the waitress well and dancers on stage, and then when I get a private dances and they first start to rub me, immediately say "looks like somebody wants to come out and play", and I always have the $ and covers ready to do so (and when younger, didn't always think about the "end game" requirements). I'm lucky there I guess - can probably count the times in a SC over the 30 plus years where I haven't had sex with somebody there...
- Have to think about my response in an elevator when a pretty lady enters, smiles at me and asks (perhaps innocently enough) "going down?". Although I failed last time, and said "only if I'm real lucky". Good for me that she just had a big laughed and didn't try and call the police or kick me you-know-where. Much to my surprise, she was close enough to give me a hug on the way out (she works near my facility - I've seen her many times over the years); horny enough to almost ask her if she wanted to go back up to my car and have some fun and games...
- How I can make almost any conversation/statement from a woman sexual in my mind (still, after all these years). Only time on the planet has given me the ability (now) to not always act on it, and realize where I am...
- And being in training for this "title" all my frickin' life...
