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12-01-2015, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought
its parody that has such connection with veracity even the elect could be fooled, if that were possible
a note from its maker:
"Folks, this a spoof. It was never intended to be taken as a legitimate news report. Obviously two things are at play here. One, I did the job too well. Two, we have come to the stage in the Obama presidency where quite literally anything is possible."
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The hallmark of a pretty good parody is that the depicted scenario has enough of a ring of credibility about it that a reasonable person may believe it to have been offered in all seriousness as "real news," or at least as considered, thoughtful opinion.
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12-01-2015, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex-CEO
The hallmark of a pretty good parody is that the depicted scenario has enough of a ring of credibility about it that a reasonable person may believe it to have been offered in all seriousness as "real news," or at least as considered, thoughtful opinion.
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Like I said. If it's a parody, it's dead on.
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12-01-2015, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Wow, aren't you the badass "baker?"
Pick one:
I'm the welshing asshole also known as Jewish Lawyer,
I'm the welshing asshole who's been banned for multiple handles.
I'm undergoing anger management therapy.
All of the above.
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I'm not Jewish Lawyer, and I've never been banned for multiple handles.
I manage my anger just fine - I suggest you do not understand the emptiness of the unexamined existence you slog through.
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12-01-2015, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought
as much as gaddafi was a hoodlum, he was better than isis is...
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The same could be said of Saddam in Iraq.
Yet you will not...you defend the removal of Saddam by Bush you two face political hack. Of course Obama is fucking up in the ME...the only one not to fuck up there was Reagan...he cut tail and ran which was the smart thing to do.
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12-01-2015, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Wouldn't it be cool if we had a real American president who would send a general like Schwarzkopf to kick the shit out of these 0zombie wet dreams in about 2 weeks...
Soon boys... Soon!
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Ironically real presidents get assassinated before their first term ends. Puppets get second terms.
Jim
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12-01-2015, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by DSK
I'm not Jewish Lawyer, and I've never been banned for multiple handles.
I manage my anger just fine - I suggest you do not understand the emptiness of the unexamined existence you slog through.
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You slog through the same unexamined muck, dumbass.
"We are all in the gutter, some of us are looking at the stars"
Oscar Wilde
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12-01-2015, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by i'va biggen
God your dumb.
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Instant classic!!
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I would say this woomby gem vies with iva's post as an instant classic:
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Originally Posted by WombRaider
You're illiteracy is rearing its ugly head again.
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What say you, DSK? Which is more deserving of the label "classic"?
And who is the bigger moron - iva or sewer rat?
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12-01-2015, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by WombRaider
You slog through the same unexamined muck, dumbass.
"We are all in the gutter, some of us are looking at the stars"
Oscar Wilde
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You are missing the point. I was not speaking about our collective existence, just his singularly miserable life.
Oscar Wilde was a [prohibited topic]
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12-01-2015, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by lustylad
I would say this woomby gem vies with iva's post as an instant classic:
What say you, DSK? Which is more deserving of the label "classic"?
And who is the bigger moron - iva or sewer rat?
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Everyone knows your simple jack fucking reacharound butler gay rey is the dumbest motherfucker in these parts. El no puede hablar espanol NI englais y quiere chupar todos los penes. Su momma/hermana quiere los dulces de dingleberry en su boca gorda.
I obviously know the difference between the two words and unless you can exhibit me making a habit of it, you can suck my dick.
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12-01-2015, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DSK
You are missing the point. I was not speaking about our collective existence, just his singularly miserable life.
Oscar Wilde was a [prohibited topic]
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Our collective existence IS miserable. You missed the point.
And as for Wilde being gay, who gives a shit. He was a genius.
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12-01-2015, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by lustylad
I would say this woomby gem vies with iva's post as an instant classic:
What say you, DSK? Which is more deserving of the label "classic"?
And who is the bigger moron - iva or sewer rat?
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I'd have to go with Ekim008. While both are irritating, Ekim is banal and childishly repetitive. UC/WormRaider, being a professional scribe, is at least fairly readable and original, though in an entirely negative and rude manner.
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12-01-2015, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by WombRaider
Our collective existence IS miserable. You missed the point.
And as for Wilde being gay, who gives a shit. He was a genius.
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It was my point, and it wasn't about our collective existence. However, since you brought it up, I don't think it is miserable most of the time.
Fuck Oscar Wilde and his {prohibited topic} activities.
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12-01-2015, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DSK
UC/WormRaider, being a professional scribe, is at least fairly readable and original, though in an entirely negative and rude manner.
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Original? Surely you jest! The jackass doesn't have an original bone in his body. All he does is regurgitate superficial libtard talking points. Plus he's the biggest plagiarist on this board!
I agree he's a professional, though.... a professional cocksucker, that is, not a scribe.
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12-01-2015, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by DSK
Iffy, he isn't smart enough to catch what he has done.
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Looks like someone got themselves a new signature...
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12-01-2015, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by WombRaider
I obviously know the difference between the two words and unless you can exhibit me making a habit of it, you can suck my dick.
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You make a habit of it all right. You get it wrong all the time. It's obvious you don't know the difference between your and you're - or there, their and they're.
When Gertrude Stein said "there is no there, there" she was peering into your vacuous eyes.
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