Waterpark

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by burkalini

People if you have followed this guys posts at all you would know he is just bullshitting you. He seems to enjoy trolling people.

This is true ... Ladies prior to engaging with the OP of this thread I thinck you should read "his" other threads and I I thinck you will understand a lot more of what you are dealing with ...

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

You are cyber bullying me!

You ask a direct question you get a direct answer. You can't bully a troll.

[BDnation]

i like the idea of a provider date in a water park..
i actually have a few providers in mind lol

[joesmo888]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

This is dating.

yeah you can get blown off just as easy in this than dating. and in both instances you save cash when it happens

[FLReWrite]

Originally Posted by burkalini

People if you have followed this guys posts at all you would know he is just bullshitting you. He seems to enjoy trolling people.

Thank you. Yes. Except he is a she. And she does it because she knows she can engage scads of people. And if you can tell me why, I'll buy you a drink.

My God, people, she does everything except put TROLL in her profile. Why do you respond?

[yitzchak]

This is an okay topic. Please, stop the cyber bullying.

Originally Posted by BDnation

i like the idea of a provider date in a water park..
i actually have a few providers in mind lol

It is a cool idea, right? Unfortunately, if a trip to the waterpark is any longer than two hours, I won't be able to afford it. Tell us how it goes.

I don't listen to music much, so after I used these weird earphones that slide into your ear, both my ears swelled shut. Everything sounds like it's underwater. Why do you need a speaker inside of your ear? I hate those things.

[Gotyour6]

Asking a whore out to a waterpark?

Have you asked your mechanic, barber, waitress?

They fuck for money
Two hours at a water park is money.
They could make 200 in that time.
That would be two more nights at a hotel so they can make more money, to get another night in a hotel, to make more money....

[yitzchak]

I wasn't asking for a free date. Their time would have to be paid for. Escorting is advertised as paid companionship. So, I don't understand the controversy in the waterpark idea.

I read on another forum that some girls think that men try to befriend them in order to get free services. Considering that, some girls might think that an invitation to a date like this is some kind of scheme to try and take advantage of them.

My reason for proposing it is just for fun. I have a lot of fantasies that happen to be pretty conservative. For instance, I've never been on a date with a beautiful girl before, and I wonder what that would be like. Or as another poster proposed, it could also be a good way to practice and become more confident on dates.

[papadee]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

I wasn't asking for a free date. Their time would have to be paid for. Escorting is advertised as paid companionship. So, I don't understand the controversy in the waterpark idea.

I read on another forum that some girls think that men try to befriend them in order to get free services. Considering that, some girls might think that an invitation to a date like this is some kind of scheme to try and take advantage of them.

My reason for proposing it is just for fun. I have a lot of fantasies that happen to be pretty conservative. For instance, I've never been on a date with a beautiful girl before, and I wonder what that would be like. Or as another poster proposed, it could also be a good way to practice and become more confident on dates.

I'm going to regret this, but here I go.

I thought you were broke?? No cash?? How do you have $1000 (minimum) to $2000+ to spend on a 4-6 hour date? That's her fee, plus tix, food, etc.?

[Old-T]

Papadee,

You should understand that in Y's universe things change very fluidly.

One minute Y is broke, the next minute Y has a thick wallet.

One post on one thread, Y is an inexperienced guy looking for a date. A few days (and several threads) later, you would swear Y is a lady.

One might conclude that Y is just confused.

Or one might conclude that Y had a gender change operation.

Or possible some might think Y has just lost touch with reality.

Then there are those who believe Y is a fictional creature whose only goal in life is to see how gullible the rest of us can be.

Whatever the case might be, I suggest you:
1. Don't look for consistency in his/her posts, it is an exercise in futility
2. Read them for entertainment value only
3. Understand that a poster who looks like a troll, talks like a troll, thinks like a troll, most likely is a troll. Though at least so far, Y seems to be a relatively harmless tyke. Treat him/her as you would Lou Costello if you met him.

[papadee]

Originally Posted by Old-T

Papadee,

You should understand that in Y's universe things change very fluidly.

One minute Y is broke, the next minute Y has a thick wallet.

One post on one thread, Y is an inexperienced guy looking for a date. A few days (and several threads) later, you would swear Y is a lady.

One might conclude that Y is just confused.

Or one might conclude that Y had a gender change operation.

Or possible some might think Y has just lost touch with reality.

Then there are those who believe Y is a fictional creature whose only goal in life is to see how gullible the rest of us can be.

Whatever the case might be, I suggest you:
1. Don't look for consistency in his/her posts, it is an exercise in futility
2. Read them for entertainment value only
3. Understand that a poster who looks like a troll, talks like a troll, thinks like a troll, most likely is a troll. Though at least so far, Y seems to be a relatively harmless tyke. Treat him/her as you would Lou Costello if you met him.

I understand Old-T. I've been following Y since its appearance. Before now, I had only replied to it once. I know the troll routine and have enjoyed the entertainment. For some reason I decided to feed it myself instead of watching others. Guess I'll go back to watching.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by papadee

I understand Old-T. I've been following Y since its appearance. Before now, I had only replied to it once. I know the troll routine and have enjoyed the entertainment. For some reason I decided to feed it myself instead of watching others. Guess I'll go back to watching.

There is really nothing wrong with feeding the trolls. I just wasn't sure you were aware this one was indeed a Trollus Australopithecus. Sometimes if you are standing up wind it takes a while to identify the distinctive odor.

Please, feed away!

[yitzchak]

Originally Posted by papadee

I'm going to regret this, but here I go.

I thought you were broke?? No cash?? How do you have $1000 (minimum) to $2000+ to spend on a 4-6 hour date? That's her fee, plus tix, food, etc.?

Call it wishful thinking .... I did say that if it was any longer than two hours, I would not be able to afford it.

I was thinking of working two jobs this summer. I now have two college degrees, but the department head urged me to apply for an accelerated Master's program and teachers assistantship for the Fall. I thought to myself, that's a great opportunity. What they don't usually tell you is that, typically, they try to fuck you over as many ways as possible in school. Regardless, it might be a good idea to pursue.

So, I can't look for a career for just the summer. I'm stuck with this crummy part-time laboratory job. Considering I have two college degrees, it's the worst possible job I could find outside of food service or retail. I had applied to real, legitimate careers, but I didn't get a response from any of them. I have a Bachelor's of Science degree in chemistry and physics, and minor in biochemistry. I graduated with over 200 credits; I have four years of tutoring experience and a little over two years of laboratory experience and I still didn't get a job ... You'd think Los Alamos or Sandia were hiring scientists. Nope. Electrical, mechanical and chemical engineers, also computer science majors. What the fuck? Life sucks. It seems as though chemistry and physics are obsolete. Everyone is hiring engineers and programmers. I would have just studied engineering, if I knew. If only I knew.

Anyway, I was going to get a second job at a restaurant or something awful like that and try to save up for a date or two, but now I am being told that I need to take the general and subject GRE relatively soon, if I want admission into the Master's program and TAship. So, maybe I should give up on trying to date an escort and study for those.

In the Fall, assuming I am given a teachers assistantship, I might also be able to save up for a date or two. The cost of living is pretty low here.

As of right now, I am so broke that I have been eating nothing but eggs and ramen noodles for the past like two weeks. I get paid tomorrow, but it's not even enough to cover all of the bills and debts I've accrued. I have no idea how I will be able to eat until my next pay check. All I know is that I will be able to pay off my overdrawn bank account, and then overdraw it again after paying the rent.

In conclusion, my life sucks, and every time I ask for a little bit of help, usually just a little emotional support, people call me crazy and suggest I get some help ...

Previously, I was willing to give everything for a date. When I said something like, I offered her seven thousand to take my virginity, and she declined. Seven thousand was all I had and didn't have. It was all of the money I could possibly have given. I don't know where I would be right now, if she had accepted, but at least I'd have gotten laid and felt some kind of pleasure in this miserable life. That seven grand went away pretty damn fast, because I had thousands of dollars of late bills I had to pay off. That seven grand was a fucking loan, of all things. In my mind, that could have been my only chance to be with a girl, before entering my lifelong indentured servitude to debt and the school that pimped me.

[burkalini]

I wonder if he/she lies down and gets off after reading his/her own responses. It has to be that. Someone that tries to look stupid and intelligent at the same time. Someone that tries to look broke and well off at the same time. Someone that tries to look virgin and experienced at the same time. Anyone that has seen the movie Sybil will understand.

[Wakeup]

Simple...whores don't like looking like this...