OP - H-town is a bit rough for visiting providers sometimes. If there is even a hint of threAD in these forums it will get called out. Timing of your post did look suspicious so you got called on it and you walked right into the trap by posting an ad.
My recommendation is to do what other smart providers have done in the past when faced with the same quandary.
Establish a private communication channel with one of the members of the rough crowd (they are very easy to locate - you are already familiar with one who is of the feline variety ) and let then show you the ropes. Shack up with them on your visit here, cook nekkid for them every once in a while and it will do wonders for your trips.