What Do you NOT Look For In A Provider

[jabdallasx]

Evidence they haven't wiped there ass in a few days

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by Oralist

Watch the Daniel Squirts video and check out some sites with factual information. It is piss. Being pissed on is not my cup of tea. No water sports, squirting or whatever you want to call it for me.

Amen ... but for the squirter lovers out there, denial is a strong emotion and they will always say it is "female ejaculation" but it is piss ... just piss ... did I mention it is piss?

[er48665]

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by jabdallasx

Evidence they haven't wiped there ass in a few days

Such as ... skid marks on the sheets or just the smell of it? I also hate the smell of coffee on their breath.

[Guest082824]

Originally Posted by Sjc21108

I had this conversation with a provider a couple weeks ago. We agreed there is a difference between Ho Crazy and Bat Shit Crazy. I'm OK with a little Ho Crazy. I avoid the Bat Shit variety.

Shit...I must be in the minority, I love me some crazy bitches! They can FUCK

Originally Posted by 08cris

8. Double Booking

Man that's Provider 101 right there

Originally Posted by Sjc21108

Squirting. Having seen/experienced it a few times, it loses it's mystique. I'm still not convinced it's not pee particularly when it leaves a 3 foot puddle in my bed.

Originally Posted by Oralist

Watch the Daniel Squirts video and check out some sites with factual information. It is piss. Being pissed on is not my cup of tea. No water sports, squirting or whatever you want to call it for me.

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Amen ... but for the squirter lovers out there, denial is a strong emotion and they will always say it is "female ejaculation" but it is piss ... just piss ... did I mention it is piss?

Y'all just ain't doing it right....have the girl go pee BEFORE you start fucking the hell out of, fingering the hell out of, or licking the hell out of her...

If it doesn't smell like piss...is it really piss


Carry on...