Daty Rules: If ladies offer advice will guys get upset?

[CarolineDavenport]

Originally Posted by hardnfast

I watch lesbian porn like a football coach studies game film. I have my plays set but have no problem if the lady calls an audible.

This would be a good panel for TrickCon 2014.

No. Bad. Lesbian porn is made for men. It is made to LOOK pleasing to a man's eyes, not to FEEL pleasing to a woman. Most of what you see done on most lesbian porn is not at all the best strategy. Ask a lesbian sometime what she thinks of lesbian porn.

[CarolineDavenport]

Double post.

[kerwil62]

This thread should be called;

"The Art Of Eating Pussy"

Since I stopped doing it I don't care to relearn unless I decide to get out of the hobby.

Y'all have at it!

[Guest051115]

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

No. Bad. Lesbian porn is made for men. It is made to LOOK pleasing to a man's eyes, not to FEEL pleasing to a woman. Most of what you see done on most lesbian porn is not at all the best strategy. Ask a lesbian sometime what she thinks of lesbian porn.

You are spot on. I have a lesbian friend (real lesbian not Bi) and she says the exact same thing. She even gives me demonstrated (with her fingers and hands) pointers on how to properly eat pussy. The problem I have is the execution since what she shows me as a pussy eating pro doesn't always translate when I'm in Daty mode. Women clearly have built in advantages when it comes to Daty'ing.

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

The problem I have is

I'm an excellent problem solver... See you soon...

[tbone77494]

I don't eat providers much but when I do I happily take instrux. Usually groans and movements say more than words. I do enjoy it a lot, though. 69 is just the best thing ever and you can really figure out how you are doing by the quality of simultaneous dick sucking.

[citizen44]

My most fervent hope is to be re-incarnated as a really hot lesbian. Like Pavlov's dog, a shiver runs up my back and I begin drooling at the thought of Malena Morgan with Elle Alexandra or Sophie Moon with Peaches.

[Guest062124]

Originally Posted by tbone77494

you can really figure out how you are doing by the quality of simultaneous dick sucking.

If you're doing it right, with me, the quality of dick sucking is anything but simultaneous..lol. It's hard to concentrate on a good "O" and suck dick at the same time!

[pyramider]

The OP's illustration fails to address two important thing: it failed to mention the taint, and it failed to mention chewing. Chewing the kitty is the key.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Good point. You're head feeling like its in a vice can be a good sign, too.

Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

^^^ This

Miss A....I'd be afraid those rock hard legs of yours would squeeze my brains out.

[StinkyFingers]

Well, how do you like it when you're with someone who isn't a good fuck, who has bad technique? You suggest that they do something a little differently.

[Guest082318]

Lesbian porn star pussy eating isn't real? Jeez this is worse than finding out about Santa Clause.

[TheAntichrist666]

I love to DATY providers = )

[TheAntichrist666]

So if the Pilgrims had eaten a CAT instead of a TURKEY ... on Thankgiving Day we'd all be EATING PUSSY !!! = ) Lol

[zerodahero]

I don't mind when a lady offers advice.
Most seem to like how l do it anyway.