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BritishBabe · 02-09-2011, 07:11 PM

It's happened to all of us, so it seems. It's natural.
Now one time I had an overnight with a client....I woke up and expelled that sound from the moment my feet hit the ground to my short walk to the loo (bathroom)...I swear it was the longest sound and seemed to have never wanted to end. What lasted for 3 seconds seemed like eternity....All I could say was something clever....Darling, doing it doggie good last night has made the dog a bit barky this morning!!!

PaganGuy · 02-09-2011, 07:56 PM

I honestly don't think I've ever experienced this phenomenon.. but would hardly be bothered by it.. natural is natural. I've been in intimate situations having skipped a meal and had my stomach rumble, loudly. Married 15 years so 'regular farting' around each other, commonplace...
never had the lady business get vocal with me though.. egotistically speaking I'd like to think a few whispered 'thank you' though

bushmasterM4 · 02-10-2011, 08:36 AM

Happens after k9 with me occasionally. I do not mind at all but the ladies including my SO always get upset. I always play it Off but I think the more we put it out there that it is ok the better.

iluvbigtits · 02-12-2011, 12:38 AM

Sex is inherently disgusting, body fluids/lubricants flying everywhere. It's funny looking as well. So pussy gas is not bad. It's just part of it. It shouldn't gross you out. Besides anyone who has done greek and ended up with a rusty trombone will consider a little queef nothing.

LeLana · 02-12-2011, 04:41 AM

Look at it like this, good pussy talks back sometimes!

Merentha · 02-12-2011, 12:44 PM

yes it does!!! I'm listening!!! purr for me

Likinikki · 02-12-2011, 01:21 PM

[quote... Besides anyone who has done greek and ended up with a rusty trombone will consider a little queef nothing.[/quote] Now, that's hillarious!!

Brittany...you're so beautiful that a man would be honored to get a little *queef* out of you!! Own it girl!!! (lol)

Tara Foxx · 02-16-2011, 06:57 PM

Look, it's NOT really "gas" persay.... it's not like your ass gas gets rerouted and comes out thru your kitty cat....it's the dude's fault for shoving up air in there any way AND it's the way your kitten acts like a good little vaccumm when you train her right.

If there is a green cloud coming out....go to a doctor...eewww.....

I thought La Quiefa was an 80s rapper..my bad!

Tara Foxx · 02-17-2011, 01:32 PM

Oh, and yeah, I think it is terribly embarassing when it happens! But I would say 90% of the time it makes my partner even more enthusiastic! Usually it's like "Oh yeah baby SHES TALKIN TO ME"! Hysterical! I always get this feeling like when we start thinking we're too sexy, the big guy upstairs says "Have a pussy fart Ms. Thang! See how sexy you feel then!"

Freaking AWESOME thread! Yeah, and I did blame it on ya'll!! lol, I JUST LOVE IT! HAHAHAHA!

lil_michelle · 02-17-2011, 02:21 PM

Omg.. this is like one of my worst nightmares! LOL ..I hate it!

I have noticed a couple of things though... it only happens doing k9 and the further my head is to the floor, the worse it is... so thats just a "heads up" hehe get it ?? LOL

NorthWood · 02-17-2011, 09:14 PM

It's pretty much happens every rodeo for me; I don't think anything about it at all. Some partners have seemed to react for a moment, but quickly get back to the subject at hand, perhaps partly because I don't react to it. You ladies shouldn't think anything of it - it is as natural as taking a breath.

Sexy Roxanne · 02-17-2011, 09:57 PM

Well when I feel it coming on, I turn to the side and hold my hand in the position of a gun, wink, let it rip and say Ka-Chow!

No LMFAO, I don't really do that. But I think it would be funny as hell to see a guys face if you did do that!

Oh lord I was trying hard not to spit my drink out writting this!

Sexwaffle · 02-19-2011, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

Well when I feel it coming on, I turn to the side and hold my hand in the position of a gun, wink, let it rip and say Ka-Chow!

No LMFAO, I don't really do that. But I think it would be funny as hell to see a guys face if you did do that!

Oh lord I was trying hard not to spit my drink out writting this!

I'm happy I wasn't drinking anything myself!

But honestly, it's a natural reaction to good sex like others have said. By good sex I mean a tight kitty and a well sized guy. Or a very well trained kitty and a normal guy! It's happened with SO's and women I've just met sometimes we laugh about it sometimes we just keep going. To me like most men who've posted here have said it's not a big deal to us just means we're really giving as much as we're getting. Which makes a session better for everyone all around. I know I enjoy a session hell'ova lot more when both parties are having fun.

Laughing at something embarrassing is a healthy reaction I'd say. It lessens the tension of the moment and lets the each other know that they're ok with what had just happened.

MOCHAakaMOCHA · 02-19-2011, 11:35 AM

It doesn't happen to me much at all but when it starts sounding like someone keeps sitting on a whoopie cushion then it bother me....but i've had a guy or two who liked hearing it. *the slow exit, dip it in fast stroke*

Chica Chaser · 02-20-2011, 02:59 AM

If she ain't queefin', you ain't doin it right!