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nightdiver · 05-09-2013, 05:25 PM

Abigail, I hope Brett brought you an autographed football.

Cockzilla · 05-09-2013, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

ouch... how did that go over? You still ate? I would be very suspicious of putting any food in my mouth, that she had just cooked, after that!!!!

Well she gave it to the kids first so it was tested.

DarthMaul · 05-13-2013, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

How often has it happened to you?

His eyes get big and he gestures to my phone.... calmly continues to dry his glass and waits, watching me.... I look down and BAM!!! .... Client whom I had ended conversation with 15 minutes ago decides to send me a huge, well oiled up, hard D*CK pic! Obviously, he was gonna rub one out before the following day.... and felt I would like to have a picture to hold me over as well.....This was not pre discussed, it just popped up. When I asked him why, he said "I just thought you would like something to get you through the night".

Damn...Sorry Babe! Just let me know when you hit happy hour and I will not send them. Oh BTW, you will be getting another one every 15 minutes...for the next 2 days.

Abigail (Source of JOY) · 05-13-2013, 12:00 PM

LMAO!!! @ Darth!! No one knows this awkward situation better!!!

pyramider · 05-13-2013, 01:30 PM

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Damn...Sorry Babe! Just let me know when you hit happy hour and I will not send them. Oh BTW, you will be getting another one every 15 minutes...for the next 2 days.

Damn, that is a lot of dick pics. Is the same dick pic sent or do you have a collection of dick pics to send her? Did you dress your dick up with a sombrero for Cinco de Mayo and take a pic? Or put a leprechaun hat on your dick while traveling in Ireland?

Abigail (Source of JOY) · 05-13-2013, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

Damn, that is a lot of dick pics. Is the same dick pic sent or do you have a collection of dick pics to send her? Did you dress your dick up with a sombrero for Cinco de Mayo and take a pic? Or put a leprechaun hat on your dick while traveling in Ireland?

Haha!!! You have a good imagination!!!

But in all seriousness....if I start getting mass dressed up dick pics... I am gonna forward them to you too!!!

Or better yet.... post them on here!!! You have been warned!!!

Cockzilla · 05-13-2013, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

Haha!!! You have a good imagination!!!

But in all seriousness....if I start getting mass dressed up dick pics... I am gonna forward them to you too!!!

Or better yet.... post them on here!!! You have been warned!!!

I triple dog dare you, that would be funny as hell. Do a thread with all the dumb texts and pics you girls get.

Wakeup · 05-13-2013, 03:32 PM

I figured out the iPhone panorama thingy...dick pics about to be sent...

pyramider · 05-13-2013, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

Haha!!! You have a good imagination!!!

But in all seriousness....if I start getting mass dressed up dick pics... I am gonna forward them to you too!!!

Or better yet.... post them on here!!! You have been warned!!!

I was asking for clarification. Repeatedly sending the same dic pic would be boring. I do not thinck you will be getting too many dressed up dic pics since you stated you would forward them to me. Now if the ladies send you taint photos, by all means you should forward those to me, including yours.

Abigail (Source of JOY) · 05-13-2013, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

I was asking for clarification. Repeatedly sending the same dic pic would be boring. I do not thinck you will be getting too many dressed up dic pics since you stated you would forward them to me. Now if the ladies send you taint photos, by all means you should forward those to me, including yours.

What an incorrect assumption that would be!! Some of these photos I get.

... I think they would post a billboard if they could!! Proud!!
Very LOOK AT ME!!!

Eccie Addict · 05-13-2013, 05:31 PM

3sides are you sure you want the answers I mean that's a lot of questions about another man's dick.

Abigail (Source of JOY) · 05-13-2013, 05:42 PM

ghost-penis.jpg

You see where this could lead?!?!?!?

Now, truth is, I googled this one, BUT I know he isn't the first and only tard to do something of this nature!!!!!

sexxytexxan · 05-13-2013, 06:25 PM

How festive!

pyramider · 05-13-2013, 08:45 PM

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3sides are you sure you want the answers I mean that's a lot of questions about another man's dick.

Geez EA, you have seen first hand what I can do online with other body parts. Who would knowingly send Abigail something that someone, such as myself, could do to their photos for public display. In addition, by sending the dic pics, one, if inclined, could back track the pics. Those are two very good reasons why the fucktards really should thinck more than twice prior to sending dic pics.

Now ladies ... taint photos are always welcome.

Cockzilla · 05-14-2013, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

What an incorrect assumption that would be!! Some of these photos I get.

... I think they would post a billboard if they could!! Proud!!
Very LOOK AT ME!!!

Well dear as you know a billboard would be good place, but it would scare all of our white friends, except maybe WU since he figured out his panoramic view.