Being a Peach Pie Seller
Ad:
"43 year old experienced pro baker selling peach pie in South Austin Mon-Fri from noon to 6 for $20"
Responses to ad within 3 mins:
I would like to be your first pie buyer of the day.
Just peach pie? I only like cherry pie, got any cherry pie?
I've had my eye on your pie and I've been emailing you about buying one for years, but I'm not going to buy one this week. Or even this month. Or ever, but I'm going to keep emailing you about how I like thinking about buying one.
If I'm white and hung, can I get the pie for free yuck yuck
When are you gonna bring those sweet pies to Ohio miss?
What is the cost for a quarter of the pie?
I would never pay $20 dollars for a pie. $10 bucks take it or leave it.
I'm not coming to South Austin, can you hook me up with a pie baker of your quality in Round Rock?
Who do you think you are? You're too old to be selling pies you fat dumb pie seller.
$20 bucks for peach pie? You must have Golden Pie Syndrome!
Hello, I would like to buy a pie Sunday at 7.
I would love to take you out for a cup of coffee and get to know the REAL baker. I don't want to buy pie right now, but your coffee is on me.
at 3:48 am. Hey Sexy Baker. You up? Can I come over and get some pie?
3:49-Calls
3:52 Calls again
4:00 Fuck you then bitch!
Does your peach pie do anal?
***But sure, tell me how these capable gents will find our websites lol!