I lack the ability to tell jokes.....

[Kurrin Beverly]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.

Good one!

[notanewbie]

A drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits for the bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of the bar. When his drink comes, he says, "Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that douche bag at the end of the bar a drink for me."
The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is belligerent. "Give that douche bag at a drink, dammit!" he shouts.

The bartender becomes angry. "Sir, I will not permit you to sit here and call the lady names."

The drunk persists. "For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink and give that douche bag down there a drink, too!"

Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. "The gentleman insists upon buying you a drink, ma'am. What can I get for you?"

The woman replies, "Oh,... I'll have a vinegar and water, please!"

[Kurrin Beverly]

Thanks for finding my new avatar for me, and thanks to the ladies who helped deliver it to me. I like it and I now feel comfortable using it.

[ratboy jam]

Originally Posted by UnderCoverDiva

My handsome RBJ, to which "taint" are you referring to? Or, maybe I should ask to whose "taint" are you referring to? I'm so confused.

Well...I am thinking that the shot has to be from you...because if it is mine, this site would crash!!