Provider Offers AnalSex--Why Not Say the Words Ladies?

[Randall Creed]

Berkleigh, what about my dibs that I had a couple years ago?

You remember, right?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Mercenary

And just when I thought I've got it all figured out, what the heck is Mediterranean cruise? Are we talking about Greek?

If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.

[petiteassman]

are not for mentioning the activity but for not offering it.

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

There's a strict (now and then) advertising policy against mentioning sexual services on ECCIE.

Shoot, I got pointed for saying "Mediterranean cuisine is not on the menu."

[petiteassman]

sucks being the butt of the joke

Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Well, relax your ass muscles, and tell him to lube up more.

[mmcqtx]

If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.

For those who don't know:
Italian - doing it with boots on
Cyprus - you circle the anus like Greek, but never enter it
Israeli - being surrounded by 5 or more sexual partners who take turns trying to destroy your defenses, but never really succeed (it's a tantric thing)
Egyptian - a sexual pyramid scheme, you do two people, they do two and send one to you, then they do two, etc....
Lebanese - hard to describe, but it involved, stinky cheese, a goat, and young boys
Libyan - the man does a headstand and the woman mounts him while screaming his name. Not very fun or effective, but draws attention and is almost impossible to ignore.
Moroccan - get high on hashish and kiss. (almost impossible to do more while on hashish)
Spanish - Lick the taco until salsa appears, then stuff with your burrito and cover with sour cream (rice and beans are optional)
Portuguese - Hand, mouth, pussy, ass, feet, armpit, back of knee, under the chin, and repeat as necessary (they like to explore)

[Your Ebony Dream]

Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Some of us may enjoy it, but do not offer it to everyone. Therefore we wouldn't advertise it. Atleast, that is why I don't advertise it.

I Totally Agree With You On This One!!!

[guest032413]

Originally Posted by mmcqtx

If you are cruising it could include a trip to Italy, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, Lebanon, Libya (probably real cheap nowadays), Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and other sight seeing locales.

For those who don't know:
Italian - doing it with boots on
Cyprus - you circle the anus like Greek, but never enter it
Israeli - being surrounded by 5 or more sexual partners who take turns trying to destroy your defenses, but never really succeed (it's a tantric thing)
Egyptian - a sexual pyramid scheme, you do two people, they do two and send one to you, then they do two, etc....
Lebanese - hard to describe, but it involved, stinky cheese, a goat, and young boys
Libyan - the man does a headstand and the woman mounts him while screaming his name. Not very fun or effective, but draws attention and is almost impossible to ignore.
Moroccan - get high on hashish and kiss. (almost impossible to do more while on hashish)
Spanish - Lick the taco until salsa appears, then stuff with your burrito and cover with sour cream (rice and beans are optional)
Portuguese - Hand, mouth, pussy, ass, feet, armpit, back of knee, under the chin, and repeat as necessary (they like to explore)

Omg I started to read this seriously....lmao...lol