Evil Bitches

[clitlicker7]

Originally Posted by tatervader

Every single one of those uppity fox news bitches. Aaah screw it, throw Kathy lee Gifford in there for good measure.

Hell yes!! That's why I mentioned that Ann Coltoure bitch 1st. But something tells me all those fox news bitches are freaky as hell. I mean they have a GIMP in the trunk in the basement freaky like pulp fiction. I think the gimp is Rick Perry btw. And yes Fast Gunn Tyson would have eventually fucked up his life on his own but Robin Givens gave him a head start. And check out his documentary called "Tyson" he is dumb as a bag of hammers but more like Forrest Gump dumb, not Simple Jack.

[Chica Chaser]

Don't turn this into a political thread. We have a different area for those.

[clitlicker7]

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

Don't turn this into a political thread. We have a different area for those.

My apologies. I'm not trying to be political but the women we spoke of could be any woman in our everyday lives. They are just the ones that we all know of because they are on national tv. Its hard for other guys to relate to the bitchy office manger I have to deal with on a sales call or the police woman that gave me a ticket a couple of months back. But c'mon be honest, if you watch those news ladies there is something brewing under the surface. That image they put forward is just a little to clean cut/all american. And many of the guys here can see through it.

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

You need to get to know her! LOL

Like you do lol. Ask any guy who has ever given me an orgasm how nice I am...just sayin.

My evil b*tch would be Theresa from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, and I would not fk her with one of youz d*cks. Sarcasm on the "youz" part.

[Fast Gunn]

You're a little unclear on the concept here, Energy.

We are talking about really evil bitches that any sane man would normally give a wide berth to, but because they are so hot and sexy, he is willing to risk the danger.

Girls like Chelsea are neither hot nor evil. She is just plain as a mud fence and doesn't cause trouble.

On the other hand, this vicious woman, Amanda, that I am talking about has designed and equipped her own torture chamber and knows how to slowly torture a man until he breaks, but the evil bitch still has long sexy legs and pouty lips that always seem to call my name.

The fact that she is sexually attractive to me even though she is so damn evil, made me stop and think about what is going on here.

. . . My brain knows better, but it's like my dick doesn't seem to even give a damn about the certain consequences of evil pussy!

Originally Posted by Energy

Chelsea Clinton. Dumb as a stump, a pain in the ass, but not nearly as homely as her mother. She needs a good stiff one up the chute.

[London Rayne]

What about Shannen Doherty when she was in 90210? She was pretty hot back then and evil as fk. She got tossed of like 3 movies in less than 2 years I think it was. She is butt ugly now though, but that second season she was pretty darn good looking minus the horse mouth.

[alluringava]

Evil bitches? You mean like Casey Anthony?

[Fast Gunn]

No, not even close.

I don't of anyone who would want to do Casey.

I mean someone like Amanda who is hot and sexy, but evil to the core.

. . . Actually, it really shocks me that a reckless part of me would even want to do someone so evil like that just because she is so hot!

[pyramider]

Hilary Clinton scares me. She may just be the London of the Cabinet.

[Guest041413-2]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Hilary Clinton scares me. She may just be the London of the Cabinet.

LR is fucking fine. No way LR is scary. LR has my vote. Count it!

[Fast Gunn]

Okay, votes are fine, but where is your review of LR?

[Laz]

London does not qualify on the evil aspect. I can't think of any other ladies that meet that standard other than the character you already identified. There has to be an evil bond girl that qualifies.

[London Rayne]

Thank you Fast Gunn lol. BFE's review is a coming after Thur. but I am NOT evil damnit! I watch Joyce Meyer for Pete's sake and I tithe..can't be that evil.

Pyramider, I scare you because you fear a real woman who will whoop that azz then demand you cim after.

Ok, how about Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and Casino too for that matter? Now, you can't tell me that's not a good example.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Like you do lol. Ask any guy who has ever given me an orgasm how nice I am...just sayin.

My evil b*tch would be Theresa from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, and I would not fk her with one of youz d*cks. Sarcasm on the "youz" part.

Ok, guys chime in and tell us how "Nice" London is after experiencing one of those fabulous fake orgasms!

Just for the sake of conversation, if London is an EVIL BITCH who might be her EVIL MALE PRICK conterpart here on ECCIE?

SL TOP 10 You Know She Is An Evil Bitch

1) If when being greeted at the door she says “do you have the money dick head?” she may be an Evil Bitch!
2) If she refers to you as Occupant rather than your name, she may be an Evil Bitch!
3) If she has you give her a picture of your wife and tapes it dead center on the head board and say, “I’m ready”, she may be an Evil Bitch!

4) If she tells you not to pull the bedspread back as it is reserved for good clients, she may be an Evil Bitch!

5) If her idea of doing doggie is choking you with a chain till you cough up an extra hundred, she may be an Evil Bitch!

6) If you happen to have sex in front of a mirror she wants double money as if it was a doubles, she may be an Evil Bitch!

7) If her idea of screening is bring a note from your wife, she may be an Evil Bitch!

8) If she refuses to take off sequin panties, she may be an Evil Bitch!

9) If she pulls out a tape measure to measure your dick and tells you she is strictly catch and release under a certain size, she may be an Evil Bitch!

10) If she rolls you over from the MISH position and taps you out and says “that’s it, you’re done”, she may be an Evil Bitch!

[Denver Broncos]

Judge Judy Chailland, Nancy Grace, and that money guru with short blonde hair...what is her name?