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Brot · 09-05-2013, 01:15 PM

Fast Gunn...

Are you really Sheldon Cooper?

offshoredrilling · 09-05-2013, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Temper!

A sense of humor will make life easier.

. . . Don't take everything so seriously!

but that is funny

Eccie Addict · 09-05-2013, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jayded_angel

What force dumbass? Speaking of force doesn't anyone have the force to rid the playground of this ugly lil hemmeroid?

Speaking in general is one thing but directly going after someone such as this post is not the way to go about it

Alyssa XOXO · 09-05-2013, 05:42 PM

BlueFaery · 09-05-2013, 06:06 PM

fast gun, you call me a Bitch again without the MZ, Im going to piss all over your knee. I dedicate this pen to you:

Mz. Bitch
by BlueFaery

I’m Mz. Bitch
M-Z. B-I-T-C-H
That’s Mz. Fucking Bitch to you
And why I never come for you!!

B:
Ballzy, Bold, Beautiful, Bodacious, Blue

I speak my mind, because I have one~
My opinion you call feral aggression.
I refuse to believe I was made from your rib to serve you
Because ‘tis I, as all women are the reason life continues.

I’m Mz. Bitch
M-Z. B-I-T-C-H
That’s Mz. Fucking Bitch to you
And why I never come for you!!

I:
Iconic, Intermittently, Irradiate, Intercourse, Incongruent

You call me a bitch again without the MZ
I’m coming over to piss all over your knee
I don’t care if you don’t like it!
You’re annoyed? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!

I’m Mz. Bitch
M-Z. B-I-T-C-H
That’s Mz. Fucking Bitch to you
And why I never come for you!!

T:
Treacherously, Tantalizing, Teasing, Torrid, Titillating Talent

I’ll disagree loudly and change my mind, I speak my thoughts their truth
You’re an idiot if you think the universe revolves around the uncouth
I’ll not sit by the phone, sobbing, begging fool sick!
I won’t cook your meals nor suck your dick,
Unless,
I WANT TO!

I’m Mz. Bitch
M-Z. B-I-T-C-H
That’s Mz. Fucking Bitch to you
And why I never come for you!!

C:
Consulate, Continuously, Cumming, Creamy, Crazy Creations

I’m not a receptacle for your semen, like you think.
Take your filthy garbage elsewhere, be gone you stink!
Refusing to play your game with a stacked deck
Not your slave, your mother or your whore in velvet!

I’m Mz. Bitch
M-Z. B-I-T-C-H
That’s Mz. Fucking Bitch to you
And why I never come for you!!

H:
Horrendously, Happily Horny, Hilarious, Historically Hip

Talk to the booty, cause the hand’s off duty
And this face does not, will not want to see you

I’m Mz. Bitch
M-Z. B-I-T-C-H
That’s Mz. Fucking Bitch to you
And why they call me, FaeryBlue!!

B.I.T.C.H.

Acronym for:

BEAUTIFUL
INTELLIGENT
TALENTED
CUNNING
HORNY

That’s MZ. Fucking Bitch to You,

Thank You.

DEDICATED TO EVERY MAN IN MY LIFE WHO EVER CALLED ME A BITCH.

Still Looking · 09-05-2013, 08:21 PM

That's one BITCHEN write!

Still Looking · 09-05-2013, 08:29 PM

BITCH is kinda like that WHORE word... let's see...

Excuse me BITCH are you our waitress?
BITCH when am I going to see the doctor?
Hey BITCH, I want a Big Mac Meal Deal and super size that bad boy.
Hello... I'd like to order a dozen roses... and tell the BITCH to put lots of babies breath in the arrangement.
Hello 911... listen BITCH I think I'm having a heart attack. Hello ? Hello?

Yeah.... pretty much the same thing!

Mokoa · 09-05-2013, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Temper!

A sense of humor will make life easier.

. . . Don't take everything so seriously!

Once again your hypocrisy is there for all to see.

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...27&postcount=8
http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...1&postcount=14

Another "do as I say, not as I do" display?

You would do so much better if you would simply practice what you preach.

LNK · 09-05-2013, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Brot

Fast Gunn...

Are you really Sheldon Cooper?

This is why I find FG's posts so fascinating, like watching an automobile collision in real time.

He's so completely socially retarded that I don't think he can even conceive or comprehend that they're offensive.

The more posts of his that I read, the more I become convinced that this is true.

Seedy · 09-06-2013, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LNK

This is why I find FG's posts so fascinating, like watching an automobile collision in real time.

He's so completely socially retarded that I don't think he can even conceive or comprehend that they're offensive.

The more posts of his that I read, the more I become convinced that this is true.

Mental midget, comes to mind for me. Lmao

Guest123018-4 · 09-06-2013, 06:36 AM

Snick

Fast Gunn · 09-07-2013, 10:10 PM

Well, one great thing about life is that people can choose to look at life however they want to.

You can choose to view life with a sense of humor or a sour attitude. However, most folks have not caught on to that choice and basically operate only frozen on the autopilot setting. I think that is the problem with the Taliban, but that is really another story.

Personally, I thought the little cartoon was original and hilarious, but if anyone wishes to take offense where none was intended, that is your prerogative.

. . . Rock on, people!

offshoredrilling · 09-08-2013, 07:43 AM

when you learn who to laugh at self, you will er never mind carry on

happybanana · 09-08-2013, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Well, one great thing about life is that people can choose to look at life however they want to.

You can choose to view life with a sense of humor or a sour attitude. However, most folks have not caught on to that choice and basically operate only frozen on the autopilot setting. I think that is the problem with the Taliban, but that is really another story.

Personally, I thought the little cartoon was original and hilarious, but if anyone wishes to take offense where none was intended, that is your prerogative.

. . . Rock on, people!

FG,

I guess the real issue is if people found it funny... regardless of any racial overtones. I personally see no humor in it, but each to his or her own...

HB