Guess after all my years I finally made it big... got me a psycho note. :D

[TinMan]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

If she even existed, Mary Magdalene was very likely not a prostitute.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/histor...ene-119565482/

If you disregard the paring of the Gnostic gospels from the canon at the Council of Nicea, there is very strong evidence she was not.

I can almost guarantee you, though, that the source of Ze's email takes the traditional view that MM was a prostitute, which makes THN's response totally appropriate...and pretty damn funny if she follows through with the pussy pic.

[Bestman200600]

Everyone fucks. Its just a matter of where and with whom. I merely support my girlfriends in the hobby just like a civilian male would do for his real world girlfriend. Thank you ladies for taking care of me.

[macbeth1000]

Originally Posted by muffin101

This hot weather makes it hard for ppl to keep it cool upstairs.

The Muffin man is back lol and I have been saying for years, We all going to Hell

[Luke Skywalker]

I'm a disciple of Onam. Juiciest part of the Bible.

[Brot]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Sounds like it was written by a hooker.

I have not received the email myself, but if I ever do I will reply with the story of Jesus washing the prostitute, Mary Magdalene's feet, as a reminder that a genuinely pious person devotes themselves to servitude and lifting people up.

(And then I would send him a picture of my pussy.)

Nice post THN I feel some religion coming on.

For clarity. I send you some religous mumbo jumbo: I get a picture of your pussy....take away? Wash this pussy or hose dat pussy down!

[jimmylbob]

Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Fuck, I always felt left out when all the other ladies reported the crazy psycho fucks that would email them racial bullshit or religious crapola... then... this... happened.


Attachment 342577

Eh... who wants to fast track my ticket to hell?

LET'S FORNICATE!!!

As a member if the Westboro Baptist Church, I must see you and help you see the light! Purely for your good, not mine...

[Jewish Lawyer]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I have not received the email myself, but if I ever do I will reply with the story of Jesus washing the prostitute, Mary Magdalene's feet, as a reminder that a genuinely pious person devotes themselves to servitude and lifting people up.

That life sounds like it would suck...

[Brandee69]

Ive gotten that same thing over n over....weirdos

[txcwby6]

Wowwwwwwww.....your very? I hate to burst your Stakee bubble Ze, but I suspect your stalker is either (smearing his piumples with Clearasil; or (b) smearing Vaseline on his ass in a futile attempt to pull his too small leather pants over his Moon Pie ass. Don't worry though, crazy maiden, there's plenty of us out here that have used your slinky body in many wet dreams and spooged your imaginary body with so much semen that you look like a glazed doughnut.

[Luv4Fun]

Glad your celebrating that email, it pisses me off. Does everyone have enough shit in their life without random interactions like that? And why does anyone pervert a religion celebrating grace, forgiveness and love to be a opportunity for hate, condemnation and ostracism. I'm glad you chuckled at the email, and I'd still like to apologize for the side of humanity who chooses to behave that way.

[FunInDFW]

I like that one of the pics is showing an orgasm that is so good it's like they're on fire. Well done!

[EZ.]

Pick up a Bible. Look at David's life "a man after God's own heart". He had sex with another man's wife and then had the husband killed. At the beginning of Matthew it gives the genealogy of Jesus. Only two women are mentioned. The second one is Rahab who was a prostitute.
A saved Christian is forgiven for all of their sins: past, present and future. It's idiots like that turn people away from the faith.

[str8.2.bbbj]

If they take the time to look you up and send you an email, they're bangin hookers left and right. That's how people operate. I don't care if they're Christians or whatever.

So since this is one of my areas of expertise (I've written a few of books on the subject), I'll give a quick explanation.

The Bible is literally true. Just not on this physical level. It is entirely based on visions and mystical experiences. The characters mentioned were not persons as we are, but they represent states of consciousness. You start at Abraham and you end at Jesus (God fully awake as the man/woman doing the waking). That's why the character Jesus was accepting of everyone without judgement. He knew the whole world was just himself pushed out. Remember this is an allegory. So don't think I'm talking about a man that they put on some wood on the first Sunday after the new moon in Aries. I'm talking about a state of consciousness that everyone from Shirley Temple to Hitler is going to experience.

So it doesn't matter what you do, because it's god doing it. If you have the desire to hobby, make a ton of cash, or have a candle up your ass it doesn't matter in the greater scheme of things--as that's what we (the Elohim or "compound unity") came here to do. I'm saying that you/me/we are The Lord Jesus Christ...god in action--with the ability to change our world as we see fit.



Now the truth of the bible is not condusive to producing a society of people who follow strict rules. You can be manipulated if you know you're god and that this is all just for fun. So systems and beliefs are put in place to enable community control, respect of kingdoms and governments, and various other reasons.

My point is, "just do you". If it feels right to you, it's the right thing todo right NOW. Maybe not in ten years, but now is all you've got.

That's far outside my Eccie persona (which is my real persona plus a cigar and 2 bourbons), but it is truth based on study and cross-referencing what I've experienced and what I have heard others experience.

[muffin101]

Wow the dude had hijacked Str8's account

[8701]

Excellent rebuttal and well put. OLD....All of it!

Originally Posted by OldLRRP

Pick up a Bible. Look at David's life "a man after God's own heart". He had sex with another man's wife and then had the husband killed. At the beginning of Matthew it gives the genealogy of Jesus. Only two women are mentioned. The second one is Rahab who was a prostitute.
A saved Christian is forgiven for all of their sins: past, present and future. It's idiots like that turn people away from the faith.