October: whatever sexy Halloween costume you have
November: Thanksgiving turkey? All covered in (skeet skeet skeet) gravy? LOL
December: Santa's sexy helper
January: Ladies must post pictured of themselves doing something to a snowman. Use of carrots is encouraged.
February: St. Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras or Groundhog's Day, ladies' choice. Double points for Groundhog's Day.
March: St. Patrick's Day
April: Spring is busting out all over! This is ladies licking other ladies' boobs month. That should please all of the April Fools.
May: Cinco de Mayo or Indy 500/Memorial Day. Driving a race car while doing a shot of tequila with a Corona chaser while saluting the flag would be perfect.
June: bikini month
July: 4th of July...stars and stripes
August: back to school, hot for teacher
September: football