Providers: What is the Biggest Load You Have Encountered?

[whitechocolate]

SNL is just itching to tell her about what large loads she has received that can fill any type of cup. I think she brings out the most from a guy. Is that so true SNL?

[JohnnyG1977]

Pre-tell, SNL! And others providers too!

[tia travels]

If you didn't sound overly eager for answers and just left this thread to collect some dust for a day or two, perhaps more would have answered. It's like hunting for deer. You should put your deer scent (this question) out in the woods on some trees along with some corn or carrots or whatever you feed deer...and leave it. You then hide and wait for the does (providers) to come in. You can't be in the woods (on this thread) overly posting about your disappointment and expressing why there are no deer there yet. If you do, you'll scare all the does away.

LOL I hate to say it, but guess what...I think that's exactly what happened.

:-)

[JohnnyG1977]

It's been around for a day, sweetheart. I just didn't want this thread to float away into obscurity like so many other good threads on this site.

[JohnnyG1977]

Well, perhaps you're right Tia. Love the deer analogy. It's rare to find a woman who's beautiful, witty, and not afraid to speak her mind.

I digress. Once and final reminder: This thread is about the largest loads providers have encountered. If you are a provider and feel compelled to answer, please do so. If not, then...well, whatever

[JohnnyG1977]

Okay folks. I have my first bona fide answer to question asked in this thread. The lady asked me to post it without giving her identity. Here goes:

If you compare it to 7-11's slurpee sizes, I'd have to say I've experienced a Super Big Gulp (meaning at least 3 swallows.) But those swallows weren't a creamy white thick normally what you'd view as cum. Rather more urine like in consistency. That's why there was so much. Perhaps it was part urine. Who knows.


Alright. I'm gonna let this puppy sit and watch this thread grow (hopefully)

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by lilred_robin

I usually wash 3 loads on Saturdays. :-p

[Rigin]

Im not a provider but the biggest load I ever encountered was my lazy ass ex mother in law. That friggen troll hasn't contributed a single thing to this planet except possibly making the dumbest people among us feel like geniuses when she opens her blackened tooth riddled c**kholster and a barely intelligible word accidenttly fell out.

As for this thread, one would think after 3 pages of no responses you would stop basically begging for whatever it is your digging for. My girlfriend is reading these with me and to quote her...."this topic is getting weird and icky, I can actually smell the desperation through your Macbook."

[PAPA JOE]

i dumped a load this morning you could shampoo a buffalo with

[BustyBridgette]

Im happy to contribute because i love facials.
Ive hd about 80% of my face covered...i couldn see anything

[Putanna Di Classe]

I have some quail load in my Mossberg, is that big enough load for your ass?

Wacka-wacka!

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by BustyBridgette

Im happy to contribute because i love facials.
Ive hd about 80% of my face covered...i couldn see anything

Busty it looks like your carrying an over-sized load yourself.

[JohnnyG1977]

Cool. This thread seems to be coming through. So far we have had two responses (one anonymous, the other courtesy of Busty Bridgette). Waiting on more.

At the risk of beating a dead horse, "Providers: What's the biggest load you've seen in the hobby or in general?"

[~Ze~]

Originally Posted by Marla

I have some quail load in my Mossberg, is that big enough load for your ass?

Wacka-wacka!

I heart you a little right now.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Marla

I have some quail load in my Mossberg, is that big enough load for your ass?

Wacka-wacka!

Standing Ovation!