That fucked up panic feeling when...

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

So true. But I never double count the donation I grab straight from and rely on the ATM's counting. I feel bad enough I'm paying for it. Shit, just take this wad of cash and pretend to be my lover after I hop out the shower.

Originally Posted by wreckshop

Because I've always preferred and prided myself on a life of nailing quality tail at no direct cost

I bet you play Ingress & buy pocket protectors by the case don't you???

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

Because I've always preferred and prided myself on a life of nailing quality tail at no direct cost

I was afraid you'd say something like that....I'll leave it alone....

[Wakeup]

Go easy guys...he has no idea how wrong he's doing it...

[Dorian Gray]

^^^^
All the more reason to step on the gas.

Another thing wreckshop. When you're with them & they giggle. It's NOT cause you're doing it right. It's cause their clit is 6-8 inches south of their belly button you keep mistaking for their clit.

[Prime Time]

I have that feeling sometimes but it's a DIFFERENT kind of pill.

[SensualSerenity]

that's a nice little pill..

[GymRat]

Never had that happen yet, but do have another fucked up feeling of panic to share. I live in the Orange Tx area. I drove to an appointment one day that was at least an hour and thirty minutes from my home, when I got almost to the incall I was going to call her to get those last minute further directions. Realized I forgot my fucking cell phone! I actually found a working pay phone in about ten minutes, and to my surprise, she actually answered the phone and continued on with the session. I thought for sure I had just driven an hour and a half for nothing.

[Guest051115]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

...the pre-session sex pill from the gas station/convenient store didn't feel as if it properly cleared your throat/esophagus area and you're in doubt it'll kick in on time.

Just fyi -

Man Fractures Penis After Taking Sex Pill, Lawsuit Claims

A 29-year-old man has sued the manufacturers of a sexual enhancement supplement, claiming it caused his penis to fracture in a horrifying incident at Houston motel last year.

But though Adrian Carter of Texas blames the supplement, three urologists told ABCNews.com com that penile fractures are most often the result of rough sex.

Adrian Carter of Texas said he purchased VirilisPro in the "early morning hours" at a Chevron gas station en route to the Scottish Inn, where he had sex with his "paramour," according to the lawsuit.

Later, during intercourse, he had "significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror," according to the lawsuit filed Aug. 27 in the district court of Harris County, Texas.

Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claimed.

The lawsuit said VirilisPro was "defective and unreasonably dangerous for use by consumers."

"It was pretty horrific to view the pictures," Carter's lawyer, Melissa Moore, told ABCNews.com. "I know it sounds unusual. ... He was young and healthy and on no other meds at the time he took the supplement."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/texas-m...ry?id=17106956

[tbone77494]

"Early morning hours." "Chevron Gas Station." "Scottish Inn."

We've all been there, huh?

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Just fyi -

The most disturbing part of this story was doctors having to "Deglove his penis".........
http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...enises-111800/

[GymRat]

Saw one of those Emergency Room reenactment shows one day. A fairly young, gay guy had taken a performance enhancement drug. They weren't specific as to what type. But, he was indeed suffering from an erection that lasted over four hours. They had to give him multiple shots in the penis to alleviate the problem. I'm pretty sure once they told me I was about to receive a series of injections in the penis, mine would have shriveled up to nothing.

[Guest021817-2]

Thread drift ...

When I was living in Nashville, I went to Vanderbilt hospital in the middle of the night ( I had a small tree in one of my eyes)
I was admitted pretty quickly, then sedated, Vanderbilt is a teaching hospital, there were a lot of giggling and snickering going on in the ER, as my doctors come in and out checking on me, they all have a grin, make sure I am ok, then dissapear agin... This went on for 2 hours, I finally had to ask " what is going on out there?" My nurse told me, I cannot tell you... So, the smart ass I am, I asked " did someone get something stuck in their butt?"
She started laughing so hard, when I asked my question....
With a finger on her lip, going shush....
Some unfortunate soul got a baseball stuck in their ass....

When, I got the tree out of my eye, and was leaving, the whole ER crew were still giggling.

[wreckshop]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

^^^^
All the more reason to step on the gas.

Another thing wreckshop. When you're with them & they giggle. It's NOT cause you're doing it right. It's cause their clit is 6-8 inches south of their belly button you keep mistaking for their clit.

Damn you nailed me good on that joke.

I don't even know how to put my penis in a vagina!!! Yes man, I'm that much of a dipshit.

One time I popped a pill in the gas station and got super hard jumped over the counter and raped the indian attendent..all on camera..HAHAHAHAHAHA..

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

One time I popped a pill in the gas station and got super hard jumped over the counter and raped the indian attendent..all on camera..HAHAHAHAHAHA..

That's supposed to be funny? Raping women in gas stations?

Again...you're doing it wrong...

P.S.-I've rarely seen epic fail like this...normally it's a provider losing her damn mind...but you just keep dropping moronic comments one after the other...

[poppy71]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That's supposed to be funny? Raping women in gas stations?

Again...you're doing it wrong...

P.S.-I've rarely seen epic fail like this...normally it's a provider losing her damn mind...but you just keep dropping moronic comments one after the other...

He's not as bad as p90xbox or pbs32 or whatever the hell his name was...Mr...I mean Dr with 20 degrees, hunting down women for $20 and all his other shit...wreckshop ain't that bad...right...right..wreckshop just keep posting cause I'm sure the ladies are loving your pearls of wisdom